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Ok, whazzers, football season starts on Thursday, and so does a new whazzmaster.com contest: The Whazzmaster.com 1st Annual Suicide Football Pool. The prize? A bottle of Dom P. The cost to play? Free. Am I joking you? No. The rules? Here:

1. Each of you gets two lives. Each week you pick a football team. You must pick your team one hour before the start of the week’s first game. If that team wins, you’re golden. If they lose, you suck, and you lose a life. Lose both of your lives and you’re done. We keep doing this until there is only one player left.

2. If you fail to make a pick one hour before the first game, your default pick is the Cincinnati Bengals. Good luck with that.

3. You can only pick a team one time. So Ol’ sourdoughsam can only pick the 49ers one time.

4. At Week 8 all remaining players will receive a free life and they get to pick one team that they have already picked. If you are already eliminated by Week 8, you don’t get a free life, you are still eliminated, and we will all make fun of you.

Ok. The people playing for the fancy booze are the whazzmaster regulars. Zachery, Grand Masta Caspa, Madd Scientist, Alandovos, Katie, Ro, Frenchy, wirkuswhazz, Sean, Cal, Jen, Bellgirl, Peterstiffly, Ewaz, Rock Chalk, Marksie, Timmah, sourdoughsam, Oneil, Arlo, and Judd.

Am I forgetting anyone? I want this to be a game for whazzmaster regulars. If any of you lurkers out there want to show yourself, now would be a good time.

Also, if you don’t have a bellman profile by the start of the season, you lose a life right off the bat. So Judd, Arlo “Los Dogg” Horton and O’Neil, get with it.

That about covers it. You can post your pick here or call my cellie. Remember, it must be posted one hour before the week’s first game. The season starts on Thursday, so get your shit together. I will be running this game with good old pen and paper until Madd gets back from Vegas. After that we might move to an on-line format with plenty of instructions.

If any of you whazzers are interested in playing another version of this game, Madd is running one on his website http://www.rounderware.com/suicide/index.php. So far moneypenny, Madd, peterstiffly and I are going to play. It costs 20$ with the winner getting all the cash. So, sourdoughsam and Ro, I’d like to see you put your money where your mouth is and come join us.

Any questions? Post ‘em and I’ll answer them as soon as I can.

Whazz on

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I drank a 750 of Captain Morgan Silver Spiced Rum alone in the Labb(tm) tonight because errrryone else is either in buttfuck northern cali, on a trip to jewish mecca or designing gaydars for a 70 year old who has them in check.

I did dye my hair and it ended up… interresting. just like i wanted.

holla at a player. always in the streets.

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As promised i showed up at frenchy’s house last night with a 30 pack of coors and a will to drink 15 of them. After arriving i find out that Judd, Kendric, KendricFriend, Ro, and BlondeHo are also coming. That puts my share of coors at ~4. I am upset.

I’m about 4 in before they even show up. the jokes on them. I failed to compute Judd’s furrryginerness toward drinking beer from a can and ro and BlondeHo’s general female inability to be anything more than a fleshy moist hole recepticle, so i got about 10 beers in before it was time to roll.

At this point frenchy has traded his man hood in with BlondeHo and took her vagina for the night, as he would not be joining us due to “vegas planning”. odd that half of the people going out were going to vegas as well… but whatever, fag.

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Wow, that was a weekend. Period. Friday night we paid quite a lot to get private booths at Cabana in San Jose. Bottom line: service sucked balls but there were so many people there that we had a great time. The crowd was mostly Erin’s co-workers from GT, but Judd, Scott, and the Madd Scientist also did run-ins. Notable note of the evening: A drunk Madd walked through a curtain not knowing there were ~STEEEEEEL steps just on the other side. He cut a rather large gash in his head. When the waitress came Madd demanded a double-gimlet on the house to heal is head. The waitress complied.

Tickets to the Gun Show.

Like I said though, the service really sucked. We paid approximately $400 for 4 bottles of liquor, plus individual drinks, PLUS $300 just to sit in the reserved cabana, and we were still treated like shit come the end of the night. Anywho, there are some VERY great pictures from this one: click here to download the archive.

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I decided to keep a semi-regular .plan of my progress on the ALL-NEW whazzmaster.com site. So here we go:

1. I finally got the header image and header files done.
2. Most of the utility scripts are written and separated out into include scripts.
3. The user tables and permissions tables are created.
4. AddUser script is coded and tested.
5. Login script is coded and tested.

To do next:
1. Code and test the EditUser, DeleteUser, and ListUsers scripts.
2. Code and test the new blogging system.
3. Code and test the new commenting system.

Lots more but that To Do list is for the near future.

Planned Features
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1. All new permissions system so that people can have access to edit select parts of the site (Anyone can be a movie reviewer, for instance, or a blog editor, or an administrator, or a music reviewer).
2. Personal message system. Once logged in, you can send any other user a private message (kind of like a limited email). When you login you’ll see your new personal messages.
3. This one is a maybe right now: a complete content management system where, when someone writes a blog or review, it doesn’t go public right away. Instead, someone with editor privileges must approve the story for public display. Written but not approved entries would be queued up for editors to approve. This is to keep someone from posting a publically available entry filled with nothing but swearing or such. Just a thought.

Comments appreciated. I’m looking to have the whole site ready for launch by Thanksgiving.

–whazz on

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Yo, yo, yo, yo. LosDogg just emailed me some great pics from back in the day, and I do mean BACK IN THE DAY. Racine Park? Bowling? Jenny (never Jen H.) with a box of MGD on her head? It’s all here for your amusement.

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holla.

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i swear to god if you aren’t battling and post in here i will delete your shit. on that note, holla.

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