Brewerswhatever fags, stop crying, here are your videos.
i hate you all.
frogsplash 1 - the idea
frogsplash 2 - the revenge
frogsplash 3 - funny until someone gets hurt (slow mo is hilarious)
this is where zach wakes up: ZING.
ok, casperson is coming out in january. i’m moving into a new place dec 1st.
i would like to enlist the bored whazz masses into helping me find a suitable abode.
my bedroom needs to be at least 11×14. a garage is a huge plus. garbage disposal = must. living room space is not relevant. dish washer is plus. garbage and water paid for = plus.
we’re probably going to live in sunnyvale because it is where i work and in the middle of the penninsula in case casperson gets desperate and ends up working in THE WORST CITY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
the rent has been capped at $1,250 with a desire for quality. rent of about $1,000 would be ideal.
click here for some housing listings
if you see anything promising in there, holla.
You may be asking yourself, “Self? Where is Zach writing this post from?” And I answer you thusly: I am writing this post from Building 1, second floor, cube #12142. In other words, my new home. However, due to a glitch in the matrix I do not have such essentials like my possesions. They have yet to be moved. All I have is my laptop and my digital camera, and that’s damn well good enough to make a post.
So… yeah, remember my Bellman Profile? The Dream Vehicle? You remember that?
Boom. The sound of your brain shattering.
So I bought a new truck and stuff. T-I-G-H-T is how I’d spell it, but you can also call it Tahoe, or Brewermobile.
One day long ago when me and O’Neil were walking home from high school, a car pulled up to us. The passenger stuck his creepy head out the window and uttered these cryptic words:
“What time it is?”
I still think about that sometimes.
Anyway, here are the new and improved suicide football rules:
1. Get your shit in on time or you are fucked. Mess up once, you get Cinci. Mess up again, it’s game over. Cinci ain’t playing? Game over.
2. The free life is CXL’d. There is no free life. Keep playing with what you got.
3. What if there is a tie? If there is a tie, you can share or keep playing. In order to share, everyone must agree. If you keep playing, you still can’t pick a team you already picked.
Good luck to me, Judd, Rach-o, Rock Chalk J-hawk, and GMC.
Everyone else, I’m sorry you suck.
4nyay pointed me to a liquor calculator that was supposed to figure out how much you spend on a liquor and how it is adversely affecting your life.
after filling in my info it said that i could have bought .5 ferraris and that i’ve consumed 6 bathtubs full of raw alcohol. AHAHAHA what idiots. that can’t be right… or so i thought.
after doing the math on my own and downloading my checking and credit account online statements i figured out that i spend a little over $200 a week, or over $10,000 a year on booze alone.
wow.
someone please stop me.
Gotta plug an excellent series of articles over at 411wrestling. Ken Anderson is doing a 4 part series on how to save wrestling from Vince McMahon. It’s a great read if you liked WWF a lot back in the days but now find it incredibly boring. If you never liked wrestling, eat my ass and don’t read it, but a lot of people here did/do so this is for them.
I got reorged this week.
If you know what that means, then you’re probably already feeling sorry for me. If you don’t know what that means, then I envy you that you don’t work a job where this word would have any particular meaning. Basically, the people high high up in the company decided that it would be better to reorganize the hierarchy of all the groups in the PD organization. Various things happened, but the end result for me is that I am in a new group working with a new set of people for a new manager. I had been with my old group under my old manager for almost 2 1/2 years, so to just “switch” this morning was strange. I didn’t know anything about this on Monday morning. I walked in a little late, sat down at my computer and started looking at whazzmaster and doing some minor bug fixes. I got called into my manager’s office and then my whole world went upside down. Since Tuesday I’ve been in meetings pretty much non-stop. I need to finish up and transition the work for the group I’m in right now, along with talking to the new manager in that group, while at the same time going to meetings with my new group and talking with my new manager about how I’ll be training and what projects I’ll be working on in the short-term.
long story short. fox commercial…
“this fall you’ll find comedy in the weirdest places……
(globe spinning)
WIS-CON-SIN?!?!!
thats right… blah blah we are pig fuckers… at fox we got that 70s show and the new norm macdonald series…. both based in……
WIS-CON-SIN?!?!
cut to picture of wisconsin map…
yes, we’re finding comedy in the STRANGEST PLACES”
FOX: please accept my foot in your darkest places.
what happened to tuesdays nights implying a drunken mess on the doorstep of 101 san fernand?
what happened to treating your liver like a bitch that don’t listen?
what happened to life as i once knew it?
you are all old men.