Finished

Posted on January 31st, 2005 in Holy Crap! by whazzmaster

Via Eschaton, a “survey, conducted by researchers at the University of Connecticut,” finds that high school students not only are not familiar with the protections the First Amendment provides, but when told of the full text they didn’t like it so much.

From the MSNBC article:

The original amendment to the Constitution is the cornerstone of the way of life in the United States, promising citizens the freedoms of religion, speech, press and assembly.

Yet, when told of the exact text of the First Amendment, more than one in three high school students said it goes “too far” in the rights it guarantees. Only half of the students said newspapers should be allowed to publish freely without government approval of stories.

“These results are not only disturbing; they are dangerous,” said Hodding Carter III, president of the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation, which sponsored the $1 million study. “Ignorance about the basics of this free society is a danger to our nation’s future.”

The students are even more restrictive in their views than their elders, the study says.

When asked whether people should be allowed to express unpopular views, 97 percent of teachers and 99 percent of school principals said yes. Only 83 percent of students did.

Where are the right’s shouts of fascist academia? Ah yes, in the grand scheme of things, those conservobots really do want a police state where they can monitor your obscene material consumption and “shoot to kill” when someone burns a flag in protest. I’m sure we won’t see any peep out of our handy defenders of FREEDOM and ~LIBERTY, i.e., Mr. Hannity and Mr. O’Reilly.

Maybe those kids deserve the trillions of national debt and putrified environment that the current lot would like to leave them with. Then, with rose-colored goggles on, they can decry the ways the libruls of the late 90’s helped to poison the sky and spend, Spend, SPEND that surplus. If the press hasn’t changed by then, I’m sure no one will pipe up with the truth. George Orwell, how did you know?

–whazz on

Wisconsin In Pictures

Posted on January 30th, 2005 in Wisconsin by whazzmaster

Took me awhile but I finally got the Wisconsin Trip Gallery all set up. Click through to see pictures from the whole week I was there. It starts with some arty shots of Engineering Hall and Henry Mall, but soon enough afterwards it gets to such great topics as the Headstand Olympics, The Poker Game, and of course The Fight At The Silver Dollar. I’ve got running commentary on most everything so the best way to view it is to start at the start.

I had a fantastic time in Wisconsin, and mucho thanks go to David Underwood for the hotel room, Scubby for his fantastical hospitality, Wirkus, Lynn, and Tim for the use of their house for the tater tot/brat patty feast, Todd for the great poker game, and everyone else who came out and saw me this week. A Good Time truly was Had By All this year. And from what I hear from the Talent Acquisition group at Intuit, they liked the work I did as well. That means I’ll hopefully get more chances to come back to recruit and have a great time.

The Royal Rumble is tonight, and we’re getting it. Yee-haw.

–whazz on

100% Pure Beligerance

Posted on January 28th, 2005 in Wisconsin by whazzmaster

****** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ********

Last night A Good Time Was Had By All. I was just looking over the photos I have stored in my camera from last night and they are Grade A. Of course, I’ll be uploading them when I return to California and my sweet, sweet link cable but for now you’ll have to satisfy yourself with tempting descriptions of their oozing sweetness.

At the Silver Dollar a major kerfluffle erupted when the bartender kicked some guy out but he refused to leave. A self-identified “Vietnam Veteran” intervened and there was much shouting and confusion. All of it is on camera, as I was snapping photos as if I was a Newsweek photog. I wish I would have had a fedora with a little “Press” ticket in the band. Anyways, in the ensuing confusion someone stole the dollar bill that I had put on the shuffle puck machine to signify my “I Gots Next” status. I took a pic of where my dollar used to be for later inspection, then almost got into a fight with some frat-ish boys. I overapologized to them until they may have started to pick up my sardonic exaggeration but it all worked out in the end when we did a shot of Crown, rail tequila, and vodka.

That’s a just a portion of what I have in store for you, my dear readers. All I need is the link cable…

*wistfulness*

–whazz on

Finnegan, Begin Again

Posted on January 27th, 2005 in Wisconsin by whazzmaster

Cal actually found something awesome; now I have to get a copy from Wirkus. Ladies and gentlemen, The Moldy Peaches:

(excerpt)

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

My former life I had a sister
I abused her and I dissed her
She got swept up in a twister
First I laughed and then I missed her

Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

(more)

In other news, here are the current stories we’re tracking on our Whazz 5 Storm Team Doppler Radar™©:

  1. Tonight Ewaz will be performaing his dance quintet from Risky Business at The Slipper Club. He will be dressed for the part if you know what I mean.
  2. The Scientist is coming down from Minnesota to play poker and party tonight. I’ll make him sign The Check!
  3. Need to finish up my evaluations of all the com sci people I had interviews with the other day. Long story short: 12 interviews, 4 prospects, 2 superstars.
  4. Had a tater tot/brat patty feast at Lynn and Tim’s last night. Mike and O’Neil were also in attendance. We watched Napolean Dynamite. It was ok, but I hear everyone hates it the first time through.
  5. Saw a story in The Daily Cardinal that the university has approved the plan to level Van Hise and Union South to make room for new modern shit on campus. I guess Observatory in front of Liz Waters will be closed for a year or more. Too bad for those places.
  6. It was fucking freezing last night.

Also, I’ve got tons of pictures to publish, but I forgot my link cable in Cali so’s we’ll all have to wait before I can dump them to a gallery.

holler back.

–whazz on

Amanda’s 25th Birthday

Posted on January 23rd, 2005 in Antics by whazzmaster

Last night we headed up to Palo Alto for an evening of bad service and wrong food at Blue Chalk Cafe for Amanda’s birthday.

Judd had originally scheduled the bash to be held up the street at Nola’s, but then they sold out the restaurant to a group and pretended that they had forgotten when they called Judd and told him to get lost. And just so they didn’t look like total assholes they helped him re-book the 18-top at the Blue Chalk. The problem with Blue Chalk was that there was a birthday party for a million people going on upstairs and apparently that meant the kitchen couldn’t be bothered to bring out the right food or that if the right food made it to the table it was cold (example: my fajitas).

In the end, though, the manager comped some of the meals and threw a round of drinks at us on the house. If there’s one way to cheer up dissatisfied 23-26 year olds it’s free booze, so there were no hard feelings.

After dinner we were all supposed to head out to the clubs for dancing and more liquor, but Erin and I bowed out towards home due to a 7am flight and a fever, respectively. I hope everyone had fun and we can add some more pictures to the gallery. I’m feeling better now but it comes and goes. Hopefully the Wisco trip will be a complete, non-feverish success.

I’m trying something new with the pctures. Give me some feedback on what you think of the new gallery system I’m using. If you like it, it’s free to download here. It’s made by Google, so the coolness factor is off the scale. Anyways, here are all the pictures from the dinner.

Whazz on everyone, hope to see you in snowy Wisconsin!

Wisconsin Recruiting

Posted on January 21st, 2005 in Wisconsin by whazzmaster

The whazzmaster blackout couldn’t have come at a worse time, but at least I get one chance to let everyone know the score before Sunday.

I’ll be flying into Madison Sunday evening at 10pm. I will be in Madison until Saturday morning at 6:15am. In between, i’d love to see everyone again. I’m gonna shave my head, clean my clothes, and have a good ol’ time in the city. I’ll be staying at the Concourse Hotel and Goov Cloob.

Seeya guys in Wisco.

–whazz on

We’re Back!

Posted on January 21st, 2005 in Site News by whazzmaster

Looks like your hero and mine, Jeremy Meigs, has found a way to get someone to get whazzmaster.com back online. Yippee ki yay, motherfuckers.

I’m back and I’ve got loads to talk about.

–whazz on

Scathing? How’s About The Truth?

Posted on January 10th, 2005 in Packers by whazzmaster

No scathing commentary on the Packer’s performance? I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you! — Alandovos

What is there to say? A scathing tone is not needed to make a simple, taboo proclamation that, should Wisconsin hear it from my lips, would cause it to storm the gates of California with pitch alight and forks at the ready.

Brett Favre lost that playoff game.

Now, that said, there will be no pats on the metaphorical backs of the Packers secondary — they just plain suck. But if you view Favre through the Lens of (Not-To-Distant) Playoffs Past you find a starkly different picture than the Hero Who Whoops The Raiders The Day After His Father Passed. In the last four playoff games the Green Bay Packers have contested (which may, in itself, be too strong a word,) Favre’s numbers have been so far below Bad that is defies comparison with his regular season stats. From the linked Journa-Sentinel story:

Quarterback Brett Favre, the face of the Packers if not the National Football League, was embarrassingly bad for the third time in four elimination games. His passer rating of 55.4 against the Vikings followed a 53.5 against the Rams, a 54.4 against the Falcons and an 82.4 against the Eagles in a game that effectively ended on Favre’s woefully overthrown interception.

There’s always next year. Perhaps Green Bay could actually pony up the cash for some new linebackers, maybe a safety to two, and two good cornerbacks for god’s sake. Eh, or maybe we’ll just go back to hoping against hope that the Packers can pull off a less than stellar record in one of the weakest conferences in the league to sneak into the playoffs and get destroyed in the first round.

–whazz on

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