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I’m in too deep. I can’t figuer out whether I’m looking at encrypted or decrypted string arrays in the debugger. Nothing works. I’m losin’ it, here.

UPDATE: Figured out. Fly like-a sweet potato pie.

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Seat 1: zachery [KD,KS] ($66 in chips)
Seat 2: jzpiano14 ($119 in chips)
Seat 3: mark22prior ($83 in chips)
Seat 4: Seatrek ($70 in chips)
Seat 5: Jamba_Jamba ($288 in chips)
Seat 6: igotacehigh ($191 in chips)
Seat 7: jedmaster ($41 in chips)
Seat 8: flekk ($629 in chips)
Seat 9: mr.stirfry ($419 in chips)
Seat 10: daddyfattsax ($36 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
Jamba_Jamba posts blind ($1), igotacehigh posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
jedmaster folds, flekk folds, mr.stirfry folds, daddyfattsax folds, zachery bets $4, jzpiano14 bets $6, mark22prior folds, Seatrek calls $6, Jamba_Jamba calls $5, igotacehigh folds, zachery bets $4, jzpiano14 calls $2, Seatrek calls $2, Jamba_Jamba calls $2.

FLOP [board cards 10D,10C,JH ]
Jamba_Jamba checks, zachery bets $2, jzpiano14 calls $2, Seatrek folds, Jamba_Jamba calls $2.

TURN [board cards 10D,10C,JH,KC ]
Jamba_Jamba checks, zachery bets $4, jzpiano14 bets $8, Jamba_Jamba folds, zachery bets $8, jzpiano14 bets $8, zachery calls $4.

RIVER [board cards 10D,10C,JH,KC,AC ]
zachery bets $4, jzpiano14 bets $8, zachery bets $8, jzpiano14 bets $8, zachery calls $4.

SHOWDOWN
jzpiano14 shows [ 10S,10H ]
zachery mucks cards [ KD,KS ]
jzpiano14 wins $101.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Seatrek
Pot: $104, (including rake: $3)
zachery, loses $42
jzpiano14, bets $42, collects $101, net $59
mark22prior, loses $0
Seatrek, loses $8
Jamba_Jamba, loses $10
igotacehigh, loses $2
jedmaster, loses $0
flekk, loses $0
mr.stirfry, loses $0
daddyfattsax, loses $0

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The Perceived: Redo the flooring in the downstairs bathroom this weekend, go to the Dave Attel show at the Improv, and be a good human.

The Actual: Stay up until 2am, sleep until 4am, play poker until 9am, sleep until 1pm, eat lunch, watch World Poker Tour until 4pm, play poker until 7pm, get showered and dressed, and then go to Dave Attel.

Funny how that works out.

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The Maaaaaadddd Scientist is engaged to be married… to a girl.

done.

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I had to delete all of the zip files of pictures from over the years because I was over my disk storage limit. I’m gonna have to look at increasing that.

–whazz!

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Helllooooooooooooooo? Anyone out there? Tiny Robot? Who Flung Poo? Sourdough Sam? Cal? Kal? Anyone? Mark Brown? Nate Gehring? Are you out there? The Old Man? Ro? timmah? … maaadddddddddddddddddd?

Is anyone there? Thizzelle? katiek? Are you there? Will someone please pick up the phone? The Count? I heard something… was that you, weakasslittlebitch?

Leave your message at the beep.

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Psst, come over here. Let me tell you a secret. Closer… closer… ok, here it is: you can’t bluff someone off a pot in 5-handed hold’em when they always have top pair… ALWAYS. Or two pair. All you’ll end up doing is losing $80 in 30 minutes. Remember, if you are playing 5 handed, and someone has top pair EVERY SINGLE TIME you make a go at the pot, you will lose. Big. This has been a public service announcment from me.

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Apparently, I stole a seat in the $800/head Effective Presentation Skills class. I thought I had been accepted by the system but since no one ever followed up to say, “Hey idiot, you’re on a wait list,” I never considered that maybe I wasn’t enrolled.

All I know is that I suck at presenting. I want to get better.

–whazz on

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