BrewersJust checked in on the Packer score from work. *hangs head* Remember the days when nobody won at Lambeau? How long ago was that?
I also like that all comments are now domindated by OG Gangster G and a man named Cock Boat. That was what I dreamed of when I set up this web site.
RAJ OUT.
Haven’t written an general post in a while. I’m real, real tired at the moment. Got up at 5a yesterday to go to The City for a conference. After it was over, I hit the proverbial pavement with the RDP Krew (a.k.a. the Wu-Tang Clan) and got drunko down on Lombard at some place called The Matrix. An accursed KFC sign got us excited with its “on-ness” until we ran up to the front door to find it locked. Last resort time: Junko Pizza Joint. I laid down on the floor of the hotel room I begged someone for at around 1:30 or 2a and then woke up at 6a to get ready for Erin to pick me up and carry me on her zephyr-wings back down to Mountain Dew, er, View for another day in the software mines of Tungus 4. We’re in Ed Norton in Fight Club land here; was that a naked dude that just flashed in front of my eyes? Is my alter-ego at home banging my wife? Stay tuned for that and more on this week’s edition of Your Mama So Poor…
By the way, I want one of these.
RAJ OUT.
Only four people left to claim the prize. It looks like Timmer forgot the time deadline on picks, but myself, madddddddddddd’s erection, The Tiny Birds, and bellygirl remain. Pitt is blasing Houston a new one as of halftime, and Philly is taking no prisoners against SF, but sadly it looks like Indy isn’t doing as well as hoped for against the only team to win one from them at home last season. I’m not gloating over Sceizzer’s loss yet. There’s still a lot of game to go, and Pitt could give it all up or Indy could go all freight train on Carolina, but until then I’ll smile satisfactorily. I can taste the Chalky Dom already.
RAJ OUT.
Suicide Foosball Week 1 was a goddamned massacre. I’ll reproduce it here for those who are click-deficient:
There’s only a few of us left now; we should have just taken $10 for every three games. A winner every month, all season long!
RAJ OUT
Week One kicked off last night. Erin didn’t make a pick on time so her team (’zach is a republican’) is out right away. Three people correctly picked that the Pats would whoop the shit out of the Raiders. We continue on.
Here’s whose Cali money I have: me, timmah, erin. Timmah paid $10 so he’s in for the Dom but not the second half prize. Cal, you can Paypal me the money at zachery@whazzmaster.com. I’m pretty sure the Cleveland Steamers is peterstiffly. I can get his money when I’m in Madison next week.
Oh yeah, I’ll be in Madison next week. The Concourse was sold out for all the Career Fairs happening around campus (Engineering and Business Schools at least) so I’ve got a double-D waitin’ at the DoubleTree for me.
RAJ OUT
Whazzmaster.com: Ending Marriages Since 2005
Just to piss Scientist off, I want say that Kanye West’s new album is pretty good. I especially like track three (Touch the Sky) which has the marvelous lyric “I’m tryin to stop lyin like Mum-Ra…”
Also, Whazzmaster Suicide Football closes at midnight tonight. Sign=up before then if you want a chance at a bottle of Dom. Fuddruckus? Manders? Are you out there? Does timmah still come to this website? For a look back, check out this link.
RAJ OUT.
I know that most of the comments on this site are posted just because you assholes want to see me get pissed, and most of the time I oblige you. A good percentage of those times my heart is not in the outrage, but it makes for fun theater. This time, however, I am genuinely pissed. Scientist, you are a heartless goddamned asshole:
i am officially pissed off about the hurricane. if one more person says one more fucking thing about the hurricane i will kill them. i will kill them with a hurricane. “we are 4 years past 9/11, and we still can’t protect our homeland?”… um… we knew about new orleans… everyone did…. they finally got fucked. everyone knew it was coming… “bush doesn’t care about black people”… ok kanye… that’s a great theory, but again… maybe it was the residents of new orleans not caring about themselves? i mean, do you really want to live in a country where you have to depend on the “care” of your elected leader to ensure your life? come on. if the san andreas ever acts up and sends cali into the pacific, i will be the first one to two step on all the cali whazzers graves. every “homeland” has inherent risks unique to themselves. i hate media. i hate politics. fuck you all.
Kanye West was motherfucking right, and he has a goddamned right to say what he feels. That piece of shit Bush was playing a guitar in southern California while the people he supposedly “leads” were drowning in their own homes. That piece of shit Bush was the one who slashed funding that would have reinforced those levees so that widewpread flooding wouldn’t have occurred. That piece of shit Bush appointed a motherfucking Arabian Horse Show promoter as the head of FEMA… and the fucking guy was FIRED from being an Arabian Horse Show Promoter. Not 20 years ago, but just before he became the chief person involved in saving people’s lives after a disaster hit.
They should have left? How about these people? Should they have just got up and left? Oh yeah, they were in a goddamned nursing home.
A state lawmaker from Louisiana said workers at a nursing home just outside New Orleans abandoned 30 patients, who then died in their beds as hurricane floodwaters rose.State Rep. Nita Hutter said some sort of rescue plan never materialized and the workers “left them in those beds” in Chalmette.
There was no plan to help any goddamned person get out of the way of that storm. The state government said “You’d better be caaaarrreful.” and that was that. If you were elderly, infirm, a child, or too poor to have a car and gas to get the hell out, you were fucked. Don’t fucking sit there and tell me how all the people that died in that storm were just dumb. I would ask you rhetorically how you would propose to evacuate the bottom third of Wisconsin to Michigan, but I know I’d just get a smartass fucking response. In reality, you know that many people would be left behind. Jesus Christ, Scientist, I never took you for someone who would berate someone for having the gall to die. “fuck you all?” fuckin a.