PAX 2008

Posted on August 31st, 2008 in Nerd Stuff, Tha Weekend, Things I Hate, Things I Like by whazzmaster

I spent the weekend in Seattle to attend the Penny Arcade Expo, put on by the guys who make the Penny Arcade webcomic that I’ve been reading since the late 90s.  I met up there with EvilAntnie and Alandovos and had a great time, though I’m not sure if we’ll make the trip next year.

I flew in on Thursday night (the con started on Friday afternoon) and kicked it with maddddddddddddddd and rach-o.  They took me down to Ivar’s-on-the-lake and we had some down-home fast food seafood.  After that scientist took me to Diamond Lil’s card room where we hooted and/or holllared until the wee hours of the morning.  Scientist: about even, me: dead broke.  It was straight up bay area-style asian poker: gambo, gambo, lose.

So I haven’t been to a Nerd Fest in quite a while, but when I was a kid we used to hit up Gen Con in Milwaukee every year until it moved down to Indianapolis.  It was kinda odd coming back into the fold, because I’m a Nerd-In-Good-Standing in some ways (check off the requisite boxes: sci-fi fan, RPG fan, video game fan, quasi-anime fan, CCG fan) while being generally horrified by other element’s of Con Life: cosplay, bad smells, greasy lunatics, EXTREME anti-social behavior.  PAX had some of everything but overall I had a good time; for example I met incredible fucking assholes while playing WoW TCG games and standing in lines (oh, the lines!) The majority of folks, however, were nice and polite.  The PAX Enforcers (volunteers that roam the con) were incredibly helpful.

PAX is mostly organized by a legion of volunteers, and it stands out among other conventions because it’s built around a cult of personality firstly, and shared culture secondly.  So if you want to attend the insanely popular “Make A Strip” session (where the two guys make a comic strip onstage with audience particpation) or the Q&A Session you must stand in a line with literally thousands of people for upwards of one and a half hours before they open the doors the auditorium.  I hate lines and I hate large crowds, so those things don’t sit well with me.

I heard there were 50,000+ people attending this weekend, but as a rule I steered clear of lines and crowds by just going to places where the people weren’t.  If there was a popular session going on, I would miss it and take the opportunity to do stuff that otherwise would have been crowded.  What that means is that I didn’t spend much time in lines, but I also missed the cool experiences that drew me to the convention in the first place which is why I’m on the fence about attending again next year.

The Operational Rule of Nerds: Never underestimate the amount of time a nerd will wait in line to get something free/cheap/signed/limited in quantity.  Even if the place does not open until 10am… if the thing in question is good enough and you think a sane person would show up at 9am, so you’ll be first in line at 8am, then count on nerds sleeping overnight on the sidewalk in front of the doors where the thing will be given away or sold.  Many sane individuals have not gotten a cool thing because the underestimated nerds ability to stand in lines.

I didn’t participate in a whole lot of organized stuff– walked the exhibit hall and saw a lot of new video games that they were demoing (Castle Crashers looks cool), played some WoW TCG tourneys, saw WoW Minis demo, playde D&D 4th ed with Alandovos on Saturday morning (we wiped on the 2nd encounter), and took pictures of all the crziness around me.

Saturday night we hit the concerts: ditched the first band and drank, saw the end of the Darkest of the Hillside Thickets set (pretty good cthulu-metal, if you’re into that), and watched MC Frontalot and The Minibosses.  The concerts went way late so we ditched at around 2am and headed back to the hotel.

I’ll probably have some pictures up once I get back into town (I’m writing this from the SEA-TAC airport). Until then– HOLLLARIT whazzmaster.com.

Raffle-Man

Posted on August 17th, 2008 in Gambling, Tha Weekend, Things I Like, Video Game Reviews by whazzmaster

I was entered in the following raffles at Elburn Days this weekend:

  • Three entries into the $20,000 or 2008 Chevy Malibu LTZ
  • Two entries into the $3,000 vacation package (or cash) Firemen’s Raffle
  • Upwards of a dozen entries into the Elburn Basketball 30″ JVC Flat Screen raffle

As of press time I have not heard that I won any of them.  A man can dream.

Tim and I played bingo for about an hour today and I BINGO’d one time, butso did another guy and I only won $25.  One lady won after 4 numbers were drawn (horizontal across the middle).

We ran the Elburn Days 5K on Saturday morning (after staying in the beer tent late on Friday night).  I limped in with an embarassing 33:30, which I suppose isn’t bad considering that my ‘training’ was to run 1.5 miles on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday of last week.  Say lah vee.

No segue: if you have an XBox 360 I highly reccommend the games Braid and Geometry Wars 2.  Also: Too Human comes out this week.  I got the demo last week and that game is damn awesome; I’m definitely picking it up.

No segue again: Wednesday is the semi’s and finals for our summer volleyball league.  We’re seeded second and our first game starts at 7pm (champeenship at 9pm).  We played kinda like garbage last week, so it’ll be interesting to see if we can finish off what was a pretty good season.

Cast ‘Member’

Posted on August 11th, 2008 in Things I Hate by whazzmaster

The Brewers game today wasn’t on TV so I had it on my radio while I worked.  They ended up sweeping the Nationals (awesome) and I happened to leave the radio on while I was doing other stuff.  Anyways, I ended up hearing a commercial for some joint out by the mall called Tilted Kilt Pub.  Apparently these dudes are trying to give Hooters a run for their money– which I guess I can understand but there were two things that bothered me.

One: From their ‘about us‘ page:

The idea for a modern American, Irish, Scottish and English sports pub was the brain child of successful restaurateur Mark DiMartino. Wanting to impress Harrah’s hotel executives, Mark dressed in his finest T-shirt, ripped Levi’s and well-worn Chuck Taylor sneakers and pitched his idea of a contemporary, Celtic theme sports pub staffed with beautiful servers. And guess what the uniforms would be… knee-high socks and short, sexy plaid kilts with matching plaid halter tops under white shirts tantalizingly tied to show off the midriff.

There really is a lot of backslapping going on here when the idea boils down to: Hooters + Less Orange Shit.  Don’t try to sell me that this is the idea of the millenium.

Two: They’re using the Vegas Showgirl-Style of employee management.  All of the employees are called ‘cast members’.  From the Kilt Kareers (?) page:

The Tilted Kilt is always looking for talented and service-oriented cast members. We’re casting the rolls of: Tilted Kilt Girl, Tilted Kilt Host and Tilted Kilt Bartender in new and existing sports pubs now.

Bottom line: we don’t have to abide by any equal opportunity loaws because we are casting a role not hirin– fuck it NO UGGOS ALLOWED!  Dude, unless I’m at dinner theater I don’t want a ‘cast member’ serving me food.  No, fuck that, even at a dinner theater I don’t want a fucking cast member serving my food.  You (pointing at actor), act. You (pointing at waitress), serve food.  Don’t want to eat there… unless they show Pay per views, I guess.

Nom Nom Nom

Posted on August 9th, 2008 in General by whazzmaster

This post won’t so much be about substance as me catching up with all the shit I’ve done lately.

First things first: I signed up for that Facebook shit. You on there? Hit me up.

Next things next: I’m coming to Seattle on Thursday, August 28th until Sunday, August 31st.  I don’t have a place to stay on Thursday night– can I crash with you, maddddddddddddddddd? We could go out and play Golden Tee and errythang.

Last things last: Wwhazz, are we having any sort of poker/dice/bags game tonight?  Will it just be me and you watching the PPV?  Sceizzer, get over here to watch Brock LesNAR do a 360° spinning piledriver.  Anyone else that wants to come over for booze, UFC, and gambling… you know where I’m at.

Check this out: Bernie Mac died today. Sad.

Techno-roundup

Posted on August 4th, 2008 in Site News by whazzmaster

I can’t believe I can update Whazzmaster from my iPhone with the new Wordpress app. Crazy times we live in; crazy times.

Thanks You Bay Area, You’ve Been A Great Audience!

Posted on August 1st, 2008 in General by whazzmaster

Good night! *BAM*