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Exciting news! I’ve been officially added to another Enemies List! More details as they become available…
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Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
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very confused. you are an enemy of the wildcat formation?
ooooooh, wait, is it “Erin Kay Van Pay”????
did she hunt you down at brothers and buy you a drink and declare herself nemesis?
she makes music.….
“my friends call me insecure…. my friends call me insecure… my friends call me insecure…. for my beliefs…”
i call her an enabler of shitty music.
i was going to randomly attack her for kicks… but after reading every article she’s wrote at the daily cardinal…. man. not worth it.
EKVP: you are so bad, i can’t say.
Their band played a cancer benefit and CAUSED a bunch of cancer.
there band is so old that they remember when central park was just a plant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s6NXxvurBk
FUCK. their!
have you have had a girl, you tried to date, but a year to make love, she wanted you to wait?
Did some reading. It made me bored, not angry though.
fuck. met!
Post fights you fairy
double love, shit
and love…won’t hurt anymore… it’s an open something on a friendly shore!
Cal would look good in an Affliction T.
omg my head is going to explode. this is the greatest (eightest eightest) day of my live (ife ife)
i’m gonna fail (ale ale) my final (eyenal eyenal) four hours from now. think of me at 8:30 central til 10:30 central. i’ll be failing. or maybe… wtih your help… i’ll be winning. god bless you whazzmaster.
XM 64, Backspin, plays these jams. I hear Biz yesterday followed by Luke’s Pop that Pussy. It got me wondering what the girls who sang the chorus are up to.
jfdklajfkdlajfdlkajfdaljfalkjfklajfdkljfdlkfjdlkafjkalfjdsa that’s all i got
GOODNIGHT!
Fail -210
Pass +165
Same odds as the Florian/Guida fight, weird.
I hope he’s really gone.
I really don’t like Ken Flo. I also dislike Rampage.
Fuck a Mike Swick and a Josh Koscheck too.
… AND LOVE! exciting and new! come aboard! we’re expecting you! do you know how many hours i’ve spend in my lifetime watching THE LOVE BOAT? it brings a tear to my eye. serioulsly. a lot of time. love boat. wtf.
Dee plane Dee plane (points at greg’s junk)
Ooops, that’s fantasy island. I remember watching Love Boat as a little kid, but not any details.
i remember watching whatever came on before love boat, then that stupid spinning anchor would come on, and i knew it was time to go outside.
EKVP: your writing makes me sad about the world that produced you.
hmmmmm…. leatherfest tonight in SF complete with outdoor sex tents, and cal PREANNOUNCES he will be MIA for 2 hours this evening….
EKVP did YOU watch the loveboat? it sucked but as a child i just sat there, annoyed but not enough to stop watching. sort of like watching the hills now i guess. that’s why i don’t watch the hills now i guess. because i sat through loveboat.
what? i don’t know anything about that leather…fest. what is it anyway? well it sure is unfamiliar to me that’s for certain. totally. not. what. i’m. gonna. do. tonight.
seriously.
hey dude, your gravatar image thing offically failed. just fyi. I HATE YOU!
“well it sure is unfamiliar to me that’s for certain. totally. not.”
NOTTTTTTTTTTT!
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE-A-RONNNNNNNNI……..butt sex-in-a tent.
yo cal, did you pass? either way if you want to get shitty this weekend, i’ll meet you at a bart stop and drink on me till you puke.
it’s a celebration bitches. cal failed. or passed. TONIGHT
RAMPAGE GOES ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
whazzmaster.com has ruined my relationship and my life.
THEY ARE SEPARATE. BOTH RUINED.
@()*#$&^)@(#&^)(&!#%)&*(!#^)*&!#^)(
tragic tragedy
a theater play by ekvp
***** HELICOPTER NOISES *****
____ [ INTERIOR HOSPITAL ]
nurse: oh no! what is wrong with this civilian patient??!
another nurse: he has a broken wrist! also, he’s dead.
both nurses: 2 THINGS!
I enjoy madd’s new fixation on breaking the world into 2 things.
First it was the hobo who both likes and dislilkes.
Then his relationship and WM
And now this play.
Also, it’s cal’s birthday!
horay for me! it’s my birthday! i am thirty… (wait for it……) four years old today! i passed michael springer up a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. and i am pleased to report that the exam was hard, and i probably didn’t do great, but i probably didn’t fail. that is my new life motto.
CAL: I probably didn’t fail.
but there is more on the horizon so skeez let’s postpone our bart stop friendship building exercise. i love you, man. and the rest of you are… ok!
love,
cal
EKVP is responsible for my fixation)(#!%&)(&!#^)(!#&
every sentence she rights is full of retarded contradicting rhetoric.
talentless hack comes to mind.
I AM THE SHERIFF OF WHAZZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK! WRITES!#()*&^%!(*&#^
it is very possible, that she isn’t a talentless hack…. it is also possible she is retarded, and thinks others would think reading her writing like a talentless hack would write, is the point of satire journalism… i mean, you don’t want the reader to think you were really trying… cause then when they determine you suck, you really do… but if you just write as a talentless hack writer WOULD write… then your ego can still stroke the girl dick in the pleasure center of your grain. (girl brain).
so, either:
1) talentless hack
2) retard
WHERE DID ALL THOSE FUCKING COMMAS COME FROM!#%)(&!#^)(*&!#^)(&!#^
fuck a duck!
SUPERMAN THAT HOOOOOOOOOO
also 3) she could just want us to think she is a retard.
supporting facts:
a) ekvp conservative philosophy
b) george walker bush
EKVP SO DUMB, SHE THOUGHT SHE SAID PEE-FACE, SO SHE PEED ON HER OWN FACE! THEN, ALSO, SHE ALSO HAD OTHERS PEE ON HER FACE!
OVER-MODERATE-SUBSTANTIAL-PEE-FACE!
thinking about erin kay van pay with a faceful of urine isn’t as gross as it should be.
oddly appropriate.
CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
some stay dry and others feel the pain
if this bitch married dude, she’d be erin kay van pay tay zonday
the school books say it can’t be here again.
more yahoo fuckups… on my picks page, by week 13, it already says my pick is correct! but then it also says MAKE YOUR PICK with edit link… so buggy. i wish developers could organize as well as lawyers and self regulate…. fools be sellin GARBAGE.
how is wm only barely no the 1st page of results????
IS THIS ALL THE HATE YOU HAVE, WHAZZMASTER???????
CAN YOU HATE NO MORE?!?!?!?!?!?
ARE YOU #1 OR #2?!
ARE YOU #2?! ARE YOU POOP?!
HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.
A great X-mas gift for your favorite Luchador. Made in Wis. to boot.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17818313
Just saw Bruce Jenner going on and on about toy helicopters on the bob and tom show.
I didn’t intentionally turn the show on: it came on after star trek the next generation (the one where Picard gets a real bad head ache) and the remote was far away.
I had no idea who Bruce Jenner was but wikipedia got me up to speed. Fuck him, but his passion about helicopters reminded me of cal.
Bed time, buddies!
$150 for a stuffed animal? Where in my fair state are assholes pulling this shit? I once made a stuffed animal in 7th grade home ec. Stupid pattern cost like $5 AND IT WAS EASY AS SHIT.
professional firearms training ads!!! with pictures of guns. awesome. i’m clikkin that bitch. fo sho.
KOFY: local. JUST LIKE YOU!
Maddddd, you like mma rules here is a fun story:
Announcer Joe Rogan pointed out the ridiculous reasoning behind the downward elbow strike being banned when the unified rules of mma were adopted — a member of the original athletic commission had seen a demonstration of a martial artist breaking an ice block with a downward elbow and insisted on banning the move. Once again the poorly thought out rules set adopted from boxing has come back to bite MMA fans and fighters.
i fought with rach-o about that last night. i argue that depending on the position of the body and head, i can get the exact same leverage and solid landing zone with still legal elbows.
that retard sounding deaf fucker used the rules to his advantage… so let me get this straight…
if someone uses one of the 10,000 new illegal strikes on you, the ref will take 1 point away from them…. BUT, if you lay there like a retard bitch and say you can’t fight anymore… THEN YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN.
and all fucking night long guys are on their stomachs on the mat, and other dude has their back reversed… but no fucking knees to the head because UFC is for poser pussy fighters. you can’t even hurt the guy in that position anymore.
SO. LAME.
fuck a dana white.
TO ALL PUSSY FIGHTERS: IF SOMEONE HITS YOU ILLEGALLY, JUST LAY DOWN AND START CRYING…. YOU WIN!
THAT IS AN ULTIMATE FIGHT!
FUCK UFC. FUCK UNIFIED RULES. FUCK EVERYTHING.*!(^&)*(#&^)(&@$^*)($@*()
chess matches are just barely behind UFC on the badass scale now
i’m still waiting for more EKVP details.
are you in internet commenter jail? used your 1 http request to order the pizza hut holiday meal deal?
A2K moment on Star Trek the Next Generation tonight: Reading Rainbow dude was shaving and Data asked him why he wasn’t using the shaver that he calibrated. Reading Rainbows answer: some times technology can be too good– too close a shave is not a good thing.
10,000% agreed. Before I even invented A2K I ran into this. Gillettt sensor is all you need. Two blade technology does the trick. Go three, four, or if you are a real dick, five and all you get is razor burn.
Also, Yar is in a real MMA fight to the death with poison gloves. EVERYTHING LEGAL.
Yar, round one KO.
Fucking holodeck
There was also an interesting side plot about jokes. EKVP shoulda seen this one.
A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, “I’d like a pound of kiddillies, please.” The shopkeeper says, “You mean kidneys, don’t you?” The man says, “I said kiddillies, diddle I?”
wm: you are running paypal ads.
i can’t be here.
Great, keep talking about it and they’ll show up more! Shit.
EKVP Updates: there aren’t any. I responded to her email and she never wrote back. If past results are indicative of future success, I’ll be served a free drink at her behest in no more than 4 years.
Two other things:
1. Madd, I am in the bay area this week and not going home til Sunday afternoon– wanna get shitty on Saturday?
2. I was driving to fuddruckus’ house yesterday and the little white car in front of me on his street had a license plate that said “Y MADD”. I totally thought you were driving a little white car.
Finally: what the fuck? I hate everyone.
I read the NY Times today and didn’t get past the third sentence of that review.
All I did for class today was bring in a shit load of bakery from Whole Foods and a big pile of newspapers (Times, JS, WSJ, Beliot Crappot) and told them two things:
Eat
Read
Can I do that? I’m the boss, Danza. If any of you want to ever guest lecture, holler at me.
Mona gave skeezer his first chubby: FACT
Also, I have a random $20 in my paypal. I think it’s left over from zach’s bachelor party back in 0-whatever.
Yup, third sentence is abandon territory, but I was real goddamn stupid and actually went to see what one of these ‘videos’ looked like. I wanted to kill myself.
I actually went a little past 3 and quit at “Fred Figglehorn”
dude, him and his mom are practicing christmas songs, and they are turning out really good, so leave him alone.
rach-o found $20 in a secret stash pocket in her hat yesterday. i took it from her because she is obviously not to be trusted with twankies.
who’s the boss?
gravatar?
Nice.
Belly always finds money in weird pockets. Pisses me off except I just found a wad in a suit pocket that I last wore back on our Anniversary. So now I’m part of the problem.
i had an accidental tv viewing after leaving star trek: the next generation on as well last night… cheaters was one. the chick they were following bought condoms at a store, so “we determined further investigation was not necessary” and supposedly right after the commercial break they were having the dude confront her. that show is almost as dumb as it is fake.
A2K should hold public viewings of ST:TNG.
It’s a perfect A2K show. Maybe Who’s the Boss as a lead in for the kiddies while the adults all eat scotch crystals. I imagine it projected on a sheet on a warm summer night. Paradise.
WGN is currently showing episodes from the beardless Riker/Yar-Era, which is probably my favorite.
A quick wikipedia just taught me that Yar is Bing Crosby’s granddaughter, was in 48 Hours and Playboy.
And her blog has been dormant since March, 2007. The last entry is a darling entry about the time the lead singer of Cradle of Filth put her on the pass list.
Yar kinda fame will follow you far.