Yo ho hello there go to San Ho and do a show there. I picked an excellent week to fly hither and yon around the country as Wisconsin is currently experiencing some heavy snowfall and all-around miserable weather. I’m sitting high and mighty in the comforts of the Palo Alto Crowne Plaza, sipping Crown & Cokes and watching Sportscenter on the ridiculously lavish 25″ old-timey, non-flatscreen tee vee. I feel BAD for my betrothed; she’s shivering in the cold while I’m chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool.
Madd: Saturday? I haven’t heard from you yet. We could galavant into San Francisco and take Cal hostage on the N-Judah. Stick your finger in his back and whisper menacingly “I’ve got a knife” and then march him down to McTeague’s Steam Beer Saloon and fill him full of spirits. Flossie can come too.
yes, i’m down. duh.
ST:TNG did you know?
can’t believe how hard it is to find those yar titty pics… lawyers be lawyerin.
i’m down too. to MCTEAGUES! i have a big race in the morning but i’ll go ANYWAY just cause i’m cool like that. whoa nelly:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/happy-in-paraguay
you and me and japan… watch me dance.
It’s a date
wizzy whazz, since you can’t come to MCTEAGUES with us, you can sit in ur office and eat some donuts and work out these david foster wallace grammar problems. merry christmas
http://htmlgiant.com/?p=19945
I couldn’t find them either. Plus, think I’m too tired to watch tonight.
Boo.
WGN is the closest thing we have to Super 18.
Fuck your quiz cal. The question with whence made me glad he’s dead.
Some questions, like #8, have multiple problems.
8. She didn’t seem to ever stop talking.
Wallace has beef with the split infinitive. I took beef with the extra words and I’m a follower of Elements of Style:
“Put statements in positive form.
Make definite assertions. Avoid tame, colorless, hesitating, non-committal language. Use the word not as a means of denial or in antithesis, never as a means of evasion.”
My edit was: She never stopped talking.
It corrected the split and it trimmed words.
COMMMMMMAAAASSSSSSSSSS
retard. apply your own rule again. NEVER? does that sound positive?
she talked.
perhaps: she talked voluminously.
or from a third person who would appreciate if she would stop talking: “i wanted her to stop talking” or “for prolonged periods i found myself wishing with a desire, so strong that i would give my life to fulfill it, that the woman speaking would cease doing so”
i propose an A2K bill to deem any episode from the mind of rick berman “sucky.”
and during any A2K sanctioned viewing, a black box will stay in the upper left corner at all times….
______
|…TV….|
|.sucky.|
———–
ebonics still around?
this bitch was all blabbity-bloo….. ain’t chillin fo shit.
the scientist didn’t seem to ever once stop posting.
Fuck it I fucked it.
i’m excited for our trip to MCTEAGUES! let’s go early, there’s a great and cheap indian place up the road from MCTEAGUES.
MCTEAGUES is on Polk (duh) and Bush pretty much. Skeezer i can meet you at civic center bart if you like, and we can walk hand in hand.
what say we meet there at 6:00? moneypenny? you takin CAL’s TRAIN in or what? if so take MUNI to civic center and we’ll walk over to MCTEAGUES!
wwhazz we will enjoy a steam beer in your honor.
love,
CAL
maybe even 5:30… so we can be to MCTEAGUES by six??? omg omg omg
I’ve seen this before from you, putz.
OMG OMGOMGOMGOGMMOGGMgmgMgm
Then… a table for three. One seat empty. Crickets.
find dick now NO beer will be had in your honor… happy? i am! I HATE YOU FOREVER!
hmmm find dick. yes. well. fjdklajfkdlajfdlkajfldkajfkdlajfaljfdaljfkdlajflkdjflak
find dick… classic.
FIND DICK
FIND DICK NOW
Cal didn’t seem to ever stop finding dick.
cal found dick
Skeeze, how much you got in your stars account?
http://www.buythegobbler.com/
I’m excited about tomorrow night, gents. Five o’clock in San Francisco? Scientist: what’s your transport plan?
$1,440.67…. you can be my bidding agent.
not sure about transport yet… i could bart in to the muni, then have to come back around midnight…. last train to walnut crizzzzeek. or drive in… but parking is a butt.
bart goes to airport now, so you could drive up, drop off car, and go back to my place at end of night and take the bart in to airport in the morning… then no drunk drivin, but you’d have to store the bags somewhere. there’s a ufc and i’d like to see bj penn lose. kerrrroke? steam beers? is fudd coming? rach-o is not. she has to work.
maybe you should go to a park and ride outside the city… but then end of night drivin required, or early morning trip to find the car and return it. i hate san francisco so much. WHY DON’T YOUR BARS HAVE PARKING LOTS?!?!
maybe we should go to winters instead
you morons! Do see do. Just get yr dumb asses to civic center bart by five thirty. I will meet and greet and do see do. I love you. Seriously. Dude it’ll prob be raining fyi. SEE You THERE%!!!!!!!!!! MCTEAGUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, unsure how I’m going to do this because I really want to be in my hotel room at the end of tomorrow night. Current thinking: park at either a CALtrain or BRAT station and then make it a point to get back to one of them damn places by the time the last train leaves the station. If I have to control myself to do that then so be it.
DO SEE DO
i’ve never read the book, but from what i gather it is my job to throw cal off a bridge.
Things you will need:
cue ball
throwing knife
handcuffs
bird cage (gilded)
ether
wooden bible toys
a silly kitty
Star Trek Insurrection has heavy A2K implications. Also, I like it when Deana shaves Rikers beard.
ug. About to go run around a lake full of steam beer, jameson, and curry. Not. Good. In the rain.
me, I’m full of it, not the lake. Was that a split infinitive? GOOD MORNING WHAZZMASTER!
gross lake
We put as much irish whiskey as we possibly could into Cal before he bid us ah-due and bounded into the misty san francisco night. Then me and scientist took the hour anna half train ride back to Mountain View and roared into Garden City lookin to break fools off. Result: fools were broken the fuck off. We watched RAAAAAAAANDY back at the hotel and fell asleep around 4am.
Good night.
Slammin Salmon!
I GOT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
chipleader in 55 ploiter with 20 left. got 20th. mother fucking 1 out rivers 3 in a row.()^&#@!^()* back to back to back.
flop 2 pair and low and straight draw vs AA no low. runner runner pair for his aces up. no low. no straight. fucking nut flush vs aces up, and poof boat on river.
SO RIGGED>)(#%&!!)#( JOKERSTARS BS@#^*(&
1) slammin salmon
2) best tiger woods joke video yet
3) proof that not everything related to ST:TNG is awesome (side note: guy in video: ur bad.)
Belly’s grandpa and great uncle always try to talk golf and I never know what to say besides “probably.” Now we’ll have some interesting stuff to talk about. Maybe I’ll show them the video. Tiger Woods is now my favorite golfer, easy.
I tried to throw a party this weekend. I texted everyone in my phone to come play air hockey and watch the UFC PPV. Timmer, turtle, and lawman showed.
Friday night I drank with parker and rented Star Trek: Picard’sErection. Not a bad show. Fun fact from the rental: I got it from the video place across the street. It was an arctic night right before they closed and the only other customer was also looking to rent Star Trek: The Next Generation (he wanted the series, the one where Data and Picard go back to old timey San Francisco and play poker). Strange that our two Enterprises happened to pass that evening.
After the rental, I got some Thai food to go, duck in red curry. This also occurred as the shop was closing. While I waited for my food, I drank a Thai beer and witnessed a fantastic transaction: the Thai folks traded a Gumby’s delivery guy some food for some pizza. Somehow, I want to get in on this barter system.
Saturday, I woke up around 9:00 and brewed a pot of coffee and chopped up a grapefruit. By 9:30 I was four tabling $3 45 man tournaments and every turbo multi with a buy in between $2 and $7. This went on until about 2:00 when I started to lose steam and stopped starting new tournaments.
My last tournament was a $5 3600 man. In full Charlie gear, I played this puppy FOREVER. When I started the tournament, Timmer was in Peoria. When I finished, he was in my house. During one of the breaks, I did the dishes and cut my finger, so I had blood all over my long johns. With three left in the tournament, I was a small chip leader. Third was 1300, second 1800 and first 2600. I said fuck this, let’s chop, even steven. They agreed. With the blinds so big it was going to be a game of luck ball and even with as much problem gambo as I have pumping through my veins and spilled on my long undies, this didn’t interest me. Choppy, choppy, my pee pee and give me 2K.
After a super sub, we cabbed to lawman’s and then on to Brothers for the PPV. We got a good seat on the upstairs rail and watched BJ win by Fatality—flawless victory. The kick that stopped the fight opened a cut on Diego’s forehead that was the same size and shape as Cal’s boy vagina. Here is what it looked like:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/12/13/1198403/snapshot-of-the-day-diego-sanchezs#comments
Good times had by all.
so who does he fight next? huges? GSPN?
nice work on the tourney. 3 left making over 2nd place money is always the right play.
BJ: i respect you again.
DIEGO: i’m sad to see you have died.
i saw bjs trend as vulnerable. no more. vulnerability is irrelevant. he will hurt you.
kick link
Thanks, dude. Once we booted the 4th place dude, I went into peace mode, talked the guys into stalling and letting us keep our own blinds for about ten minutes while I emailed support. Was a wild ride.
The fight went to the 5th round and Diego only landed 8 punches THE ENTIRE FIGHT. He also attempted 27 take downs and achieved 0. I hate when Gayberg tries to put stats on a fight, but these ones actually impressed me.
I still like Diego and would like to see him take out Ken-Flo next. Who knows with BJ. No one in 155 can touch him. He doesn’t just win, he destroys. Pulver, Stevenson, Sherk, Diego, Kenny: All were killed, but GSP really killed BJ last time around. Who knows.
why do you like to watch fighting so much? What is it about people FIGHTING that is so appealing? I can watch a boxing match from time to time… Doesn’t it ever strike you as vulgar? Vulgar is an interesting word and concept. I looked up vulgar once and one of the definitions was “common” and I sort of found that interesting… Things that are common andshared by everybody are vulgar… And also bad… So are things that are virtuous uncommon and THEREFORE good? Its rare so it’s a good thing? Well back to fighting… Good or bad I doubt it’s really either but it is vulgar… In that it appeals to a common instinct… Or maybe not… I’m not really drawn to it so maybe its not so common. But i’ll bet it’s not so much that i’m not drawn to it but just have such a strong married-to-the-universe self image that i’ve just convinced myself I could give a shit. You think?
Here’s a few bullet points for you Cal.
Stiffly’s list is a pretty good list. Mine goes like this:
• It’s funny. Specifically, my favorite kind of funny: absurd. The people who run it, the rules, the fighters, the promoters. Early drafts of the octagon included a moat filled with alligators. Fighters legally change their name to War Machine. Jose Canseco fights a 7 ft tall Korean. Once I saw a guy poop his pants and keep fighting. The guy who pooped em is nicknamed “The Maine-iac”… because he’s from Maine.
• Wrestling (both high school and WWF) was my favorite sport growing up. This gives me both.
• All sports are sublimation. One day long ago, two cave men decided to try to have a rock throwing contest instead of clubbing each other in the face. If you want a long elaborate dance (innings and knickers and sunflower seeds and instant replay and light beer commercials), that’s fine, I like that too, but sometimes I like my sports a little less sublimated.
• I’m not a huge fan of real life violence, like the kind skeezer wants in MMA. Yes, the sport is violent, but there are a fuck ton of rules. Yes, people bleed but it’s a medically insignificant amount of blood. If you gave blood and then smashed the little bag of donated blood on someone like a water balloon, it would be gory as fuck, but you would be fine. The amount they lose is nothing. The brain damage sustained in football and boxing is worse in the long run, but not as dirty in the short term. The tag line “As Real As It Gets” is an apology. Look, this is as real as it can possibly get though it’s miles away from a real death match. Smoke and mirrors, man. If you are ok with boxing and football than there is no logical reason to dismiss this in terms of violence.
• Points three and four are a contradiction, but maybe they relate back to point two and my love of professional wrestling.
good pionts all, and good list stiffly. I have another side story but I’ll save it til I get to a real keyboard.
i watch it for strategy adjustments and quick decision making riddled with consequences.
a single new rule and you have to start all over… it takes a second to wreck it; it takes time to build. and the second the new play book is made: new rule.
all the same reasons i watch high stakes poker on tv.
in the law game, when you have competing ideals, you go to a judge and somehow he runs the battle through his thinking press and out poops a decision. but that doesn’t work, so you have appeals court, and that doesn’t work, so you have more appeals courts, and those don’t work, so you have missiles. the problem is the courts. lets the ideals fight it out directly. IN AN OCTOGON.
yo cal, can we talk about why i like tits?
why does erin kay van pay have perma-peen-face? because she moderately always has dick in her throat. EKVP4LIFE.
also, not fair assuming i want violence. i don’t want anything. i just hate hypocrisy.
if you are holding a guys arm in a position where you have the ability to break it, and the opponent chooses not to submit, then his arm gets broken. sure he probably won’t die, but that is fucked up. but if you have a guy on his knees on the mat with his arms locked up and his back reversed with his skull on your knee… i see that as the same situation… i got you into a position where i am going to hurt you. do you want to get hurt or do you want to quit?
so if you can hurt someone, they will quit: you win.
if you can kill someone, you aren’t allowed to, and the opponent doesn’t even have to worry.
that is dumb. so the answer is point systems like karate. dumb. or bigger gloves like boxing or padded footsies like thai kickboxing… all boring because the rules are lame and the playbook is fixed. it’s almost always an endurance battle and not a head game. MMA is much more dynamic… but QUICKLY being ruined by unified rules and insurance companies who don’t want to see someone dead.
did you see how BJ loaded his hips like a golfer on that head kick? that could kill someone. the rules are all to stop worst case scenarios like sarbanes oxley was supposed to do for the financial markets… but what you have is the same slim chance at worst case scenarios, and more energy being spent effectively doing nothing and taking away from what used to be.
NO HOLDS BARRED, OR UR GAY. i’m not suggesting everyone be given shotguns… if you’re done trying, tap out. if a guy is about to knee your head, and you know that a knee to the top of your head might kill you, YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF QUITTING. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD QUIT. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU DIE. SMART PLAY IS QUIT.
i do support gluey broken glass fights though…
also, 3 left, or everyone left, it’s always right to take over 2nd place money. i rescind my previously stated qualifier.
If you can pull a deal for over 2nd in the very first round, you rule.
Here is a cool slide show of BJ’s carnage:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/12/15/1202242/the-many-faces-of-b-j-penns#comments
you see the dude that broke 3 vertebrae in his spine and is paralyzed from the neck down during a “freak accident” in a pure brazilian jui jitsu grappling competition?
you can’t legislate morality. you can’t legislate safety. trying to do either makes people morally less safe, more or less.
ughhh and thte artical about pride and how US MMA is going the same way as japan.@$^*&!)#^& THE PRODUCT IS CHANGING. OLD MMA market is still intact… there are just no more distributors, and when any pop up, they are bought out and shut down. DANA WHITE IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE HIS COMPANIES FAIL.
FIGHTERS: FOLLOW ME AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY.
new hotttttness in 2010: MMX. roman numeral fight league. dana white is not allowed.
spank
fun fact about MMX… it used to be used as a registered trademark by intel to describe a CPU instruction set that hacked the existing 10 x86 registers, made them unusable for anything else until you swap out of MMX mode, and computed integer math in hardware…
they claimed it wasn’t an acronym because you can’t trademark an acronym… so even though AMD provided similar to superious technology, they couldn’t mention or compare it to intel’s MMX offering.
US tech companies are fighting each other, and using you the consumer as their disposable weapons. china tech companies just all steal from each other in a free for all and provide glorious devices that US litigation will ensure you never see…. unless you know how to order in hongkonganese.
i like MIPS. fuck interlocked pipeline stages. i can name that bit in 5 clock ticks.
WEEEEEEEEEE my computers runs at 3256389 GIGAHERTZ!
it just takes 13698763 pipeline stages per instruction, and only 1 instruction can be in the pipeline at a time.
BUY THE NEW MADDDDDCPU 3256389 GIGAHERTZ SUPERCOMPUTER PROCESSOR! IT HAS MMMXXX TECHNOLOGY!#%&@*(#^&()*^!&!)#^(&!#^)(
only a foolish man builds his house on sand, you gaywads.
only a foolish man compiles his vector graphics application for a chipset that doesn’t have a dedicated FPU.
just dropped 5 folds in the ploiter cash game. 2388 spades. flop is A58 with 2 spades. i get all in with jackass with AA6Q… $500 pot… only way i can chop is runner runner 23… a spade or 4 scoop.
it comes fucking 23 runner runner no spade.
than all in with AA2K on K34 flop… asshat has AK5…. POOOOOOF. DUECE.
SUCK MY TOES JOKERSTARS*()!#%^&*()!#^!^*(#)JOW RIGGED JOKE BS!#^*(
i am poor.
Ok, a lot to digest there. Need to go list.
1. I will answer for Cal: he wants to know what you like about tits. (but please call them tatties)
2. I heard a ted talk about open source economics on the way to work today (xm radio helps the commute, son) http://blog.ted.com/2008/04/yochai_benkler_1.php
3. JOW^#&GYRSTARS BSRIGGERD just gave me back everything they stole over the last two, three years. But I still hate them, miss poker room real bad.
4. You are rich in friends and small white dogs.
Anyone see this in the Journal?– ‘Coastie’ song, video spark debate at UW:
http://www.jsonline.com/features/religion/79373062.html
ATM is a love song too. That’s my jam. I’m in my office and can’t listen to this right now. Any good? Is it at least offensive?
not offensive at all. also… aren’t they easties?
so what is the controversy? non-jewish practitioners want to be included in the “coastie” umbrella, but don’t like the majority stereotype being applied to them? or is it jewish practitioners that don’t think non-jewish practitioners have the right to use the word “jewish”?
my guess: jew conspiracy to promote the song and bring in more money to the jew coffers.
always scheming.
wow… i complain about intel, and the next day FTC sues them… WHAZZZZZZMASTIN!
also, fark is all over the coastie thing… most people are confused because “coastie” is a term for someone in the coast guard, and with west coast girls usually drastically different, and far less jewishy, i still don’t see what happened to “eastie”. dumb.
“I can understand if some people are offended. But I think they need to lighten up and see what it was meant to be – a joke.”
uhhhhhh, isn’t being the butt of the joke what offended them? well… at least one person supposedly offended, with many others stating they weren’t… this article feels like it was written by erin kay van pays older brother aaron jay kay van pay, who thinks these stereotypical stories benefit the common good.
that whole family is retarded.
if a minority group under a stereotype is unique enough outside of the stereotype that it is identified by the stereotype… that is a problem. they are being made representatives for a populace that does not support them. BORRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IS THE U.S.A.!)#(%^&!#)&(!#^)(
REI is full of quality, functional, well made products. call me a jewish princess.
U R a Jewish princess
imagine a person is talking about people in general that dance bad. that person says something about white people. now imagine being the greatest dancer in the world, who just happens to be white. should this last dancing fool be offended by the first person?
opinion: if they are, they have a muppet kunt and deserve to be shot in the head by muslims. SHOULDN’T YOU BE BUSY NOT SUCKING AT DANCING? WONT THESE FEELINGS OF OFFENSE ONLY DETER FROM YOUR PRACTICE AND LEAD TO WORSE DANCE ABILITY? IF YOU’RE OFFENDED LONG ENOUGH, YOU’LL LEAVE NO ROOM TO BE OFFENDED! YOU FORGOT HOW TO DANCE FOOL! (*&!%(*!#&^)(!&#^ MUSLIMS@^&*(#
I ***AM*** A JEWISH PRINCESS.
Word to you are mother
STNTGT jackboot: The video store is selling VHS episodes for a $1 each. I picked up the Holy Grail: The Naked Now. It’s the one where everyone gets wasted and Data finger drills Yar.
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWwwww
Just missed early evening love, brother.
I am in favor of cal control.
Test is dead. Did anyone know this?!?!?!!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Martin
Also, some pugs ate their dead owner. I give Park, Turtle, Quince and Thrilla full permission to eat me in a survival situation.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-12-16-dogs-nebraska_N.htm
sorry to all the muslims that don’t shoot people in the head…..
a police dog attacked an officer today and wouldn’t obey release commands… so they shot it.
SPECIES SHOULD POLICE THEMSELVES.
fuck a police dog. how about we fire all the human cops and just have dogs? if they can do the job so much better than humans: GIVE THEM ALL THE JOBS.
DOGS SHOULD NOT HAVE THEIR UNIQUE ABILITIES BE EXPLOITED TO CONVICT HUMANS.
i hope muslims shoot all the police dogs in the head. or the people that take the dogs or utilize the dogs… i hope the muslims shoot them all in the head.
i forgot chris benoit died…
finger bang confirmed by wikipedia
fingerbang confirmed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Now#Plot
finger bang confirmed….
link
spam filter keeps blocking this shit… so now i’m adding more text…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Now#Plot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Now
check wikipedia for the naked now episode…. fingerbang confirmed
wikipedia confirms fingerbang
Don’t like police dogs.
Unsure if I’ve seen this episode. Maybe only heard about it.
I love trish.
in an obvious counter to my commentary on this website, comcast has included spike hd into the standard digital cable channel lineup. now i get spike ufc fights in hd just like wec on vs. bonus treat: TNA mick foley vs HOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN.
red flannel: check.
blonde fu man choo choo chu: chizzech.
happy holidays.
kevin is not going to like this.
police dog story…
basically the cop was called on a robber… showed up, saw the robber, released the dog, and instead of attacking the robber, the dog attacked the cop.
great work lazy cops. train a dog to do your job, and let it fuck up.
HEADS SHOULD ROLL.
WHO BOUGHT THIS DOG? WHO TRAINED THIS DOG? WHO FED THIS DOG?
UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDD()!^&()&!#^(&)!#)&(!#^)(
wikipedia no longer confirms finger band… those TNG nerds are on top of shit. history shall not be tainted.
I confirm.
Police dog story: RAISE
http://www.sandiegoduilawyerblog.com/2009/02/a_man_who_jumped_off_san_diego.html
i did know test was dead. the news was first given to me via a GMX test message.
i could have argued that case.
there is no other logical reason to lead police on a chase out to coronado other than to jump off off the bridge. knowing he would be jumping, the police put their fellow officer in danger by commanding them to engage the perp.
whoever released the dog: URRRRRRR FIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nearstifflove
you see muni rate hikes for january cal? 27.272727272727% rate increase!!!!
i think the bureaucrats think if they make the rate hike an infinitely repeating decimal that no one will ever get around to finishing reading the number so they can complain about it.
smart car doesn’t seem so dumb now
$70 to ride the bus?!?!?!?! EAT A SHOE!
economy is so bad the every store and restaurant i go in is packed shoulder to shoulder… wall street has highest recorded profits in history this year, and did it in 9 months, and municipal services have over 25% inflation. movie industry: most profits ever. video game industry: most profits ever. and they still sit around whining about piracy.
economy is SO bad.
EAT A SHOE!()#^!)(#^&!#^)&(
whoever runs the media and the banks should really reconsider the lies they attempt to fly past me.
EAT YOUR SHOES!
Belly runs the “every store and restaurant” argument. To that I reappletort: come kick it in my hood, Janesville and Beloit. #1 and #4 in unemployment. Jobs like Taco Bell are filled by ex-GM workers instead of high school kids. The mall closed. Sure, Burger King still has a long drive through line, but most places have large empty parking lots. Actually, it’s prob the same as Raytown.
On Wisconsin Outdoors is a weird little newspaper. One artiCAL is called “Nothing says ‘don’t tread on me’ like an Uzi.”
Eastie.
Cal, are you a lawman yet? How much longer? MP said you might be moving to France. Is this truth? Can you practice law in France? Don’t they follow Napoleonic law, like Louisianan? Do you know that brand of justice? Do you speak French? Par lay voo? Will Greg ever pay me? Will yahoo ever pay me? Have you ever eaten a deep fried Snickers bar? Did Klas ever get the money I sent him? Do you have any idea how big your own testicles are? Did you know that Myles Teddywedger passed away? Does that make you sad? Have you ever eaten a teddywedger? Did you know that Test was dead? Did you know he made his WWE debut at the Kohl center? Is maz doing ok? Are you currently dieting? Why do so many San Francisco bars show porn?
Please put a rush on:
Are you moving to France
Have you ever eaten a deep friend Snickers bar
and
Why do so many SF bars show porn
Thank you.
belly, start pushing the argument of industrial profits.
the reason the economy is so bad is because it’s better than ever. like global warming.
cal will fix EVERYTHING
No one says please tread on me like cal.