And now for my semi-random feature: what is Zach playing. Once again my games plate is overflowing. I’m switching back and forth quite a bit…
- Jay got me a copy of Darksiders for xmas– I think I’ve gotten too used to carebear tutorials in new games because the first stage of this game kicked my goddamn shit. The story, graphics, and everything else are awesome, but I’m still wary of games that have so many actions that important ones (that I need to use to survive) are mapped to things like: Use left control stick towards enemy and right bumper while pressing X. All that means is that when I need to do something important my dude spazzes out while I try to figure out the button combos. Then he usually dies. I’ll report back more when I’ve played it.
- After much, much prodding and watching Jay play it a million times I started to try to play League of Legends. It’s like eleventy dimensional chess; 5v5 fights on a (deceivingly) simple map where you choose from one of 40 champions or so. All of them have different abilities, all of them work differently in different team-ups/match-ups, and as with any competitive internet game is filled with arrogant douchebags.This a video where someone explains how to control spacing fer christs sake.
- Patch 3.3 of World of Warcraft dropped in early December when I was in California. They added a mechanic for doing cross-server grouping for dungeons that is real easy. Match that with the fact that they buffed those dungeons to have awesome rewards and I’ve been running at least one a day.
- Playing a lot of Defender Chronicles on my iPhone when I’m just siting around. Awesome game.
- I got to the very end of Dragon Age: Origins but didn’t finish it; I just petered out in the last dungeon for whatever reason. Maybe I’ll finish at some point.
- Almost forgot! Steam was having a sale after Xmas and I was able to get Torchlight for $4.99, which is just a Saint Vinnies bargain for what you get. A really cool simple dungeon crawl game.
Lots of deadlines at work this week, and wwhazz/belly are going to be on vacation. Cal’s new year enthusiasm will have to carry us through on its own.
Also, for those that read down this far on my posts: wiki.whazzmaster.com
cool wikipesia thing!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR! God bless us, every one.
should old acquaintince be forgot and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we’ll take a cup of kindness yet, for old lang syne.
I want the Whazz entry to be epic in scope and detail
if you were a real
hacker, you’d get a web based java MAME emu on that page running ‘99 and let me whazz on the trackpad
Sorry, I’m not a real hacker
)^137)#(%^&)!*(#&50(&@$^)(&!#% HOW WILL I WHAZZ?@#!^)(&!#^
dude! I don’t dislike wisconsin! I love ‘ol ’sconnie! Any state that’s a friend of michael springer is a friend of mine.
one thin though: it’s MILwaukee not MUHwaukee. For crying out loud. (wwhazz aka worst offender)
smetimes when i’m typing wwhazz I worry that i’m using dudes real name. The line between reality and whazzmaster is blurring. It’s maybe like tron if tron we’re not so dumb and boring and SUPER 80’s. Other thing that is SUPER 80’s: big wheels. Why no more big wheels? They made such a giant racket but they were so fun. LET THE CHILDERN PLAY I say. Come child! Come and ride a dukes of hazzard big wheel on my sidewalk while I’m trying to read. It’s so. Late. never been up this late in eleventy years. Peace friends, I must retire.
friday i’m meeting 3 hot ladies at tommy’s tequila on geary between 23rd and 24th ave…. margaRITAs on me.
funny crank yankin: put ad in help wanted section… dude calls… you say “press 1 for english, press 2 for madarin chinese… ” dude presses 1. talk in chinese… then cranker says “if you feel you have reached this menu in error, please say or press oops” and the guy says “oops.”
YANKED)!(#%^&)!(#%^&
realchrislee you are on the vip list at tommys.
is pg in sf? is pg chris lee?
later in that crank they pulled the same bit again… “for angry mongolian, press 1. for southern accent, press 2.” dude pushes button. * angry mongolian gibberish * ending with “oops”… dude says “oops” again… he must have known how to say “if you feel you have reached this menu in error” in angry mongolian.
that show should come back. so should insomniac, mr. attell should just go to bowling alleys in small towns, find someone there and go on an adventure with them.
” find someone there and go on an adventure with them.”
Yes!
Cal has nipples. Can you milk cal?
See you guys later. I’m off to florida.
Goal for the week:
1 toss sand in someone’s face
2. crap in the ocean (gulf side)
3. kill a six-toed cat that is a direct descendant of one of Hemingway’s six-toed cats
Cal muh muh makes me happy.
Also, puss blew out on my car, so I’m getting a new one. Prob something on dubs… or a used Camry.
Pre-owned, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!
Good news about ditching the old car: I dropped a plate of Christmas cookies in the backseat. Was not looking forward to cleaning that up. Now, I’m just tossing the whole car.
ok, so insomniac is dead. this is a new show: catering to SUPER insomniacs. they stay up so late, that they go to bed at 10pm. they stay up until 10pm!
so he shows up at bowling alleys that open at 6am, and asks people what they are doing that day…. trip with the most uniqueness or oddity or ridiculousness etc gets the green light. a couple adventures per show would be nice.
show title: MORNING ROLL.
did you see the nexus one has a whazz ball on it?
to make 2k work on that thing would be glorious.
check it
daddy likes
tonight. tommy’s tequila. twazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
prepare yourselves fellow A2Kers… the media is posturing. they don’t approve of our ideals. those that sustain them feel threatened.
it is 7:18am… so far today in no less than 5 separate media sources i’ve encountered a reference to luddites. they are building up sympathy to their cause so they can reign down upon us in a wireless digital HD3DDRMVIAO poop storm.
they know they are as unnecessary as dominos knows their pizza is bad. and they want you to continue to suffer how they decide. do not let them decide. CRUSH THEM.
A2K4LYF
technology marketers have not seen a beautiful mind.
in their logic if they all jump on the blonde at the same time, eventually all of their dicks will slide however shortly.
they fuck like luddites.
slide IN….
SOMEWHERE*(#&%^)!(#^%&)(*!#)_*$^@
maddite: anyone who chooses to follow me and learn my ways
I’ll be a maddite
when?
also, media: strike 2 today… resurgence of billy mays televised ubiquity.
“HI, ! IM BILLY MAYS HERE WITH…”
frightening.
maddites: logical ambiguity will be questioned.
end of 3 lines.
WITI TV 6 on the scene!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9qo0tnh3c&feature=player_embedded
raise.
Holy shit! Young dave kriftopeit! Was that madd behind him?
not within the economic zone of MUHwaukee.
RAYCEEN
that’s the current owner rick behind him. i think the chick doing dishes was an ex-con. the chick who replaced her still washes dishes at the kewpee today.
my bet on the kid: suicide.
“without baseball game to go to, what is the point of life?”
“NO fun.”
take away a specific form of fun… what is left? NO fun.
funniest chess reference: rook to pawn’s knight 7
fuck the stupid sellout beatles and their ignorant lyrics current in high societal crop dusting circulation^#(!&)(*&)(*#!^
there is nothing you can do that can’t be done?
there is nothing you can sing that can’t be sung?!)#(&^)!(#*%()*
DUH.
perhaps “there is nothing that can be done that you can’t do” would be more inspirational.
i offer this extended remix:
there is nothing you can fuck that can’t be fucked.
there is nothing you can throw that can’t be chucked.
there is nothing you can eat that can’t be ate.
there is nothing you can step on that can’t be stepped on.
fucking IDIOTS*()&@$^)&(!#^*()&!#^
fuck you charles schwab.
charles schwab is the dominoes of the investment business, but instead of just knocking their own product, they knock the entire industry. CHARLES SCHWAB IS A HATER.
it would be like dominoes saying “look at how pizza has evolved lately… it really sucks. pizza sucks. i don’t know how we got here. all this shitty pizza…………….. WELL…. … … we got pizza for sale.”
charles schwab is for homos.
the nytimes countered the luddites with cavemen.
SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX)(#@*^&!)(#^&!#()*^
GO PACK GO
They went.
sorry about your football team. luckily the team from minnesota is still playing in the playoffs. you should just support them, one fun fact is they have your old quaterback, brett farve. he’s their starting quaterback! one man’s trash is another man’s treasure i suppose. plus the MN team is nordic themed so that’s fun. it’s a fun, silly fun team to root for.
some times, when he throws a quarter back touchdown i say! horay! and to think, the wisconsin team left him for dead, they did not allow him to play and forced him out of the community but now he is getting a chance to play quaterback again. it’s a great story.
so in closing, i say you should vote for minnesota to win, and not be just sad that your myopic narrow sighted team lost.
from,
cal
i hate your guts
cal, chill tough guy…no need to get all chesty behind your computer screen…this website is barely on my radar…
screw you PG and your pats.
CRUSHED
+1 for the clinical vision term / figurative vision term juxtaposition…
greg must think your dialect is bested only by your dilation.
calling the packers short sighted, for letting a player go due to his lack of long term ability and desire to play, is pretty bold. queer.
A2Kers, maddites, and all forms of cavemen:
i present to you our loophole.
just kidding cal, i don’t hate your guts. but seriously, die vikings.