You’d have to think that this is a joke. A bunch of jokesters got together and joked it up until they decided to make a fake website and put their joke out there for all the world to see. It may be a joke! I don’t think it’s a joke. Ladies and gentlefops… The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation Of American Boys Into Homosexuals
So much good stuff in there. Like:
The most unexpected segment of this show’s fanbase was America’s young men. In the 80s, these were boys too delicate for sports, too awkward for girls, too “artistic” for labor-intensive work and too flamboyant for peer acceptance in high school. With no real adults in sight, these poor children became obsessed with the poorly conceived characters on this show. Desperate for a firm hand in their lives, they gravitated to the subversive undercurrent of masculinity in these aged matrons.
Or how’s about:
Our horny, lonely boys sought out intimate comforts with likeminded Golden Girls addicts who didn’t mind each other’s theatrical voices and touch-feely hand gestures. Together, these clusters of awkward teens and twentysomethings bonded over their favorite episodes and characters, mimicking the voices and gowns of their tv friends. When the rush of cheesecake and gabfests wore thin, these hairless boys needed a harder thrill. They were so desperate for the next big trend they turned to same-sex sexual experimentation. What woman would have them now, anyway? This led to the worse excesses of early homosexual visibility– the most enormous of drag queens, the dirtiest of leather daddies, the most enticing of twinkie boys, androgyny, overeating, public sex and the birth of “camp.”
All links and bolding are in the original.
Erm, I grew up in the 80s. I watched Golden Girls from time to time. I never went to any cheesecake gay parties to watch it, though. Sometimes I get to thinking about what would make some nut write an article like this. I will still allow that it’s one enormous joke, but if it’s not then I believe this is simply a personal experience retold. I mean, in the fantastical reaches of my perverted mind I couldn’t conceive of a party where a dozen “teens and twentysomethings” watched golden girls, partied hard to cheesecake and gabfests, and then had an orgy.
This is Daily Cardinal-level stupidity (speaking of which, we never heard back from Kay Van Pay!) This is an outrage! Or it could still be the greatest joke ever played on a christian news site! Not sure!
Shrug, seems reasonable.
This gabfest is OVER. Greg, finish your cheesecake and get me my floppy brown hat and the keys to the smart car. I have a little experiment I’d like to preform.
preform, perform, perfume.
Confident behind the wheel, cal stuck his arm out the window and gave the hand signal for a left turn. He then turned right.
I read this over and over:
shouldn’t it be “outside OF the ring?”
AHHHHH!@#%(*^!#(%*^ RUN IN!
it’s….. ITS….
BY GAWD, IT’S THE MIZ*!#^&)(#!^&)*^)(@*^#!
what’s this? he’s asking the hulkster to smell his fingers…. by gawd… BY GAWD LOOK AT THE SCREEN! HE WAS BACKSTAGE FINGERING BROOKE HOGAN!
PUPPIES!
THE HULK SMELLS IT! he can tell! HE CAN TELL!!#^*(&!#)(&!#^
LEGGGGGGGGGGGG DROP#!^&*)
some of those young boys turned out to be the miz
when you are dealing with religions you are dealing with people who have not chosen to believe in something, they have chosen to not have the option to believe in a much larger set of things.
was it a man writing the article? maybe he’s just pissed that he can’t find an old lady to shack up with him…. so what tv encouraged old women to herd together? ATTACK IT. stir in some classic christian homosexuality spice… a healthy handful of THE KIDS(*@&#%)(*!&#)^(… and the above text seems almost trivial.
i’d still fuck blanch
you are not dealing with people who have chosen to believe in something….
man… just discovered J&R music/computer world last night while boozed up on high life and captain… operating out of new york, collecting no out of state sales tax, offers free shipping, and bests almost everyone else’s prices in everything… did i mention i was drunk?
a Gball later and hopefully i’ll have some toys showing up soon.
i’m guessing chris moltisanti is behind it and some truck driver is dead somewhere, but OH MY the toys i shall receive.
fuck that driver anyways… probably shipping to people that collect taxes and charge for shipping and ask customers to pay retail. fuck all that jiz… i’m buying from mr. molti at J&R
i found the golden girls to be tedious but watched it frequently. but what about this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/spot-the-typo
the fifty greatest things that just popped into my head
http://pdx213.wordpress.com/the-fifty-greatest-things-that-just-popped-into-my-head/
check it
http://jackpendarvis.blogspot.com/
Son of a bitch, cal. I schmear shit all over your good name and you just pop in and post a bunch of links– U SUK.
Rewhazz rankings, I’m jumping you.
#1 madd
#2 Me
#3 K Van Pay Check
#4 Cal
In other news, you read Barry Hannah? Never knew. I’m a big ol fan. Today in class I made my students read the Laughing Man. We will see if they liked it. Nary a one knew who Salinger was, but neither did Belly, so poo poo cachew.
fuck yeah.
#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1
cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks cal sucks
from J&R: “making your house worth breaking into since 1971″
also: “not a single ‘bait & switch’ since 1971″… many many more.
i am scared there will be blood on my new toys. these people are awesome.
yo! barry hanna i dont’ konw that guy but just learned on wikipedia. which one should i read? here are the books i read over my xmas break
Chronic City – by Jonathan Letham – stupid got half way and scrapped it, sad because THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE was so awesome
East of Eden – Steinbeck – awesome!
Ishmael – some guy – meh. some pal told me i had to read it. meh
now reading COOL SCI FI BOOK FOR TEENAGERS!!! can’t remember the title oh yeah… ENDER’S GAME. by orson scott card – fun!
that is all
now madd… doubble youuuu teee effffff. we went to mcteauge’s saloon and i presented you with your own copy of MCTEAGUE and you said you would read it and report back!!! you said!!! but now you don’t report back, you don’t do anything! i hate you forever!
forever!
cal
kay van pay where are you? why don’t you post? all this dumb chat room is is stupid madd and wwhazz.
save us kay van pay!
wikipedia seems think i should read RAY by barry hanna. interstingly i had a friend named ray in grade school and attended Ray’s birthday party and it was at chucky cheese and ray climbed up and touched the bosom of the dancing robot cheerleader. the robot did not respond to this advance.
TNG was fun tonight… worf turned into a beast and started pounding and roaring all over the enterprise, and willa started freaking out. she can watch tv. i’ve read places that say dog brains can’t translate 2D images into anything, but every time any sort of 4 legged animal is on the screen she runs up to it and HOLLARSIT. if it’s a dog, she does it moreso. if it’s a white or black dog, she goes nuts. if they are going nuts too, it’s all over.
america’s funniest home videos is probably her favorite show.
Then why did you post that link? What was the point?
Don’t read Ray. Read Airships. Two stories in you’ll wonder why you bother with that New Yorker crap.
If you like Airships, move on to High Lonesome, and then Bats Out of Hell.
Willa is a BEAST.
Starting tomorrow it’s the Parker and Turtle show. A fun week of double pug action. Last time they were together Parker kept pissing into the fire place. Like hopping on the mantel, kick-standing the leg and streaming it right in onto the logs. Who knows what gags they will play on each other this time.
well, the point was YOU SUCK.
Kay. Van. Pay.
Ohhhhhh, look who’s back. The little bitch.
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Tell us about the wedding: did doves fly? I hope not. I hear that is a bad sign. Was the mayor there? The Governor? The president!?!?!!?!?!?!?
What about the honeymoon? If he’s still open for suggestions I recommend Tuscon, AZ; Miami, OK; or Albuquerque, NM.
ok dickweed since i’m sitting here not listening ANYWAY i might as well post to the internet all the stuff in my head.
so the wedding… i did the music! word up. but i’ll get there…. so first off it’s been raining like a mother out here. we got a TON of rain in the last two months and it’s awesome because we are in a DROUGHT so all the pee brains who mope around here complaining about rain: you are stupid. the thing is we need it to rain much much more AND snow in the mountains. RAIN RAIN RAIN. KEEP RAINING. RAIN RAIN RAIN. KEEP RAINING.
so they planned their wedding to be OUTSIDE of course and it DID NOT RAIN it was very lucky, it was cool. the ceremony was in Washington Square Park, in North Beach. there were yahoos and old hippies walking around the park and dogs and flocks of pigeons and it was a beautiful day. and then it was over and we went around the corner to have cocktails and then dinner and i gave an ok speech about how i love greg and stuff and i had the speech LOCKED DOWN and i got a few laughs etc. but the problem was before i got up there dumbass greg wispered in my ear “open it up” to other people before i left….
so i gave my speech/toast and all was well but THEN i didn’t just sit my ass down like i should have. instead i mumbled something about “go ahead and come on up here if you want” and wham: CRICKETS. so there were a few moments of awkward silence but then greg got up and said something funny and i went back to my seat.
$^%#%^$#@^%!!!!! LOCKED DOWN and then i BLEW IT. whatever.so
so then we danced and smoked cigars and drank A LOT.
but back to my AWESOME DANCE MIX. dude i spent some TIME on the dance mix LET ME TELL YOU. he didn’t want to hire some dipshit DJ to play some BS so instead ol’ cal stepped up with his portable IPOD and some other knowledgeable pal got on the speaker rental and together we were unstoppable.
started it off slow… mostly oldies… they danced to “something” beatles (you know: “something in the way she moves…” and then etta james “at last” and then we picked it up a bit… still oldies like my boyfriend’s back and ABC and CANT BUY ME LOVE and then…. wham: I’M A BELIEVER. the monkeys got some real love out on the dance floor…. as the night wore on and the old folks tired out we hit up some lady gaga and miley cyrus: party in the USA along with my personal favorite: LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX. naturally the humpty dance and ICE ICE BABY. prince, abba, madonna, BILLY JEAN and what the hell, bon jovi: livin’ on a prayer.
wish you were there whazzmaster.
your friend,
cal
“if you want”??????
why would i not want to say something about awesome greg? CHOKE
bastard! kay van pay! help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dude it’s erin kay van pay duh. no wonder she aint coming out. i’ve been saying it all wrong. i’m sorry erin kay van pay. please forgive me and speak your word.
i managed to dig up some of her prior stuff. and let me just say: TOTALLY AGREE.
I hope that the public understands that this show, like all MTV shows, is at least halfway scripted. The students were given assignments, otherwise it would not be a successful TV show (no one has THAT exciting of a life). My hope is that the students have represented UW Madison fairly, even while trying to meet the expectations of their producer.
BOO YAAA. saaaaaaaanaaap! ERIN KAY VAN PAY IN THE HIZZY! rhetorical skills to pay the billz: my HOPE is that the students have represented UW MADISON fairly, EVEN while trying to meet them expectations of that PRO-DUCER!
in other words. HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHH,
1) REP-RE-SENT TO THE FAIREST TRUTHFULLY SO HELP ME GOD
2) LISTEN TO YO PRODUCER SO YOU GET PAID
do both is my HOPE.but who knows? maybe they didnt’ even do it but it is my HOPE.
ERIN KAY VAN PAY IN THE HOUSE!!!!! (madd sucks)
holy cow the legend grows:
Erin Kay Van Pay – Vocals, Accordian
erin kay van pay: please use whazzmaster.com as your personal forum on life. on school. on accordian. or whatever.
please. that would be way cool. i’m not trying to be a jerk.
if you want you can make fun of me. for example:
you: hey loser, what’s with your crappy posts on this crappy whazzmaster? you suck. salt n’ peppa are wac.
me: snap EKVP! say that again and see what you get!
you: what will i get? a misspelled threat?
me: christ, stop! you’re killing me
you: how about an accordian punch on your face?
me: what’s an accordian punch???
you: (using your accordian extend into my face and punch me) THAT!
me: ahhhhhhhhh you did it to me again- you are better and smarter than i am!
you: loser.
the end!
i know ur on the internet in all your classes, they are boring, stop listening and post on whazzmaster!!!
later EKVP! the rest of you suck
Cal might be on to something. Maybe we should build a new arm– no more arms, tentacles, testicles even, of the whazztapus.
Like, we could have a comments section about Mcteague that never closes. Kids writing papers and scholars alike could be lured here by google and their ideas could be put through our very special crucible.
Only God and a few smaller gods know the problematic depth of Kal’s kunt.
And a cal song was on. And a cal song was onnnnnnn.
i’m happy to hear about greg’s wedding and even more happy that Cal did the music. The song list sounded wunderbar. Cal you’re almost a lawyer and almost married, how do you feel?
i’m like one of those nervous, worried dogs I see on ceasar milan from time to time. Sadly ceasar doesn’t have much to help those guys. I go with booze and yoga. Gets me by.
You should be worried: you’ve made many mistakes, little dog.
How much longer must I put up with this beard, this Klingon.
bellgirl it ate my response… I said fine. Or something along those lines. Hey lets take bets on whether I pass the bar.
1. First try
2. Second try
3. Third try
4. Never
take it at the end of july – results at thanksgiving. If you guess right you win this cool 1929 wheat penny that the coinstar machine rejected when I took my coins to the supermarket. On second thought i’m keeping that penny. Screw you.
$5 on never
Wheat penny– nice find.
We are getting old, gents. Or at least I am. I remember finding a good 10-20 wheat pennies per year and now it’s down to about zero. Coinstar won’t even recognize that clunky old coin as cash. Might was well try and cash in a doubloon.
And 1964 and older quarters. Don’t get me started. Them puppies be made from silver. Up until 1990 I could still find one or two a year. Back in my paper route days, I would sift through my collection searching for silver. Now I haven’t scored one in a good twenty years.
The greatest of finds were dollar silver certificates:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Certificate
Anyone have any of these? Rare as Brewer world series appearances. In all my days, I found one. It’s stored at my dad’s with my m.u.s.c.l.e men.
Why were you using coinstar? Needed to cash in your money for less money? Doesn’t your Nazi bank take coins?
>> Why were you using coinstar?
I can answer this: a couple of months after I moved to California I took my jar of change into the Wells Fargo bank in Willow Creek along with a check to deposit. I plopped it down on the counter and the teller looked at me like I had farted (I hadn’t) and informed me that there was no way they were taking my change unless I put it into little paper rolls. She helpfully directed me to the local Safeway to use the Coinstar machine. I objected that I always used to take my change to the bank for them to throw into their sorting machine and she simply said they didn’t have one. She then waved her hand in my face and said “move along” and I was compelled to by some unseen force.
$1 silver certs smell like poor people… i got stacks.
$5 silver certs are what the trew players slang. i only have 1.
just got a silver quarter YESTERDAY. first in many many years. got it as change from a radio shack…. i was probably their first customer since 1964
FTW and by the world I mean California. If banks won’t take change, then just buy all your shit with change. I’m no lawman but CHANGE IS LEGAL TENDER. I’d rather make the cashier count out my change in exchange for a 6-er of high life and a package of brat buns then pay that silly machine to do it.
Funny how the most bankrupt state in the union is too good for change.
ATM fees piss me off too, but for some reason this change thing pisses me off more.
I have a small stack of $1 certs but I personally found one of them. The rest were gifts or trades. I also have a $5 and, my crown jewel, a $10.
The fiver came from my dad. I remember he flipped a coin to decide who got it: me or lynn. I was worried that lynn would win and then spend the thing on candy or some dumb shit but the gods of numismatics smiled on me that day and it came to its rightful owner.
The tenner was an investment. My step dad got it in his change and traded it to me str8 up for a regular $10. I was about 9. Even though the regular ten amounted to my life savings, I made the trade. He also had a $20 gold certificate which was super cool.
Fucking-A congrats on finding a silver quarter, madd.
wow i never knew about silver quarters or silver certificates! now i search for them obsessively!
Twenty years late and a wheat penny short. I still check every .25 that crosses my palm and the last time I found one was 8th grade. It’s getting rare to even see an eagle these days. Let’s check my pocket:
Oh great, Indy. Nice race car.
Hulk STILL rules.
i will find one. then i will keep it near my wheat penny and my SMOOSHED penny collection.
Wow, good luck for me.
A while back I read an essay by Michael Chabon while I was waiting to get a hair cut. All this talk about coins got me thinking about my youth and that in turn got me thinking about the essay. Well, I hopped on my goggle horse to try and find it and scored a major jackpot.
Dude abandoned his website a long time ago, but the essay I was after is one of two writings that he left: http://www.michaelchabon.com/Michael_Chabon/Home.html
It’s under bonus track #2. It’s good, not great.
awesome- i asked for dude’s new book for xmas but didn’t get it (screw you claus) good job i’ll read this when i get home tonight
where is erin kay van pay?
crying, YOU BASTARD. she’s a GIRL.
all of my silver certs were from my days counting down the till at the Q.
fools would rather have meat on a bun than a piece of paper promising them an amount of a specific metal compound relative to current market prices ALL. ERINKAYVANPAYING. DAY.
her name is a curse.
i out hated you. you suck.
also spun up the numistaticisms…. me<-awesome. cal<-suck.
fun fact: AIDS: contracted from monkeys. NO, NOT THE BAND…….. ACTUAL. MONKEYS.
yo cal, i got my movin papers for mid march… i’m probably rolling down to the S Jizzle this weekend to get drunk… i could dogleg that shit heavy A1 style through your trash heap if you want to kick it. my coach is luxurious. greg, and your other girlfriend, and his other girlfriend will all appreciate the luxuriousness. they will also appreciate that either the smallest person has chosen to lay across the 3 people in the back seat OR the largest person, not including me, because i’m driving and it’s my coach and all… well, he has to stay home. TOO BIG.
i read your book in about 10 separate 10 minute sittings starting from random places. all exactly the same.
perhaps like taking a dave matthews band cd and skipping to a random song…. I FUCKING GET IT)(&#@^)(!*#^)(*#^ HE LOVES BOOOOOOOOOZE()&#^)&(!#()&!^#)(* IF YOU’RE A MONKEY ON STRING???????????????????????????????
~750ml captain<-in me
WHOA WHOA WHOA… from the wall creezy it would be heavy C3…. fuck around A1 and end up in the drink MOTHER FUCKER
YOU SUCK SO MCUH@$^()&!^#)_&*(!#^(_*
DON’T YOU FUCKING BITE THAT FUCKING MAILMAN*)(#%&)*!#%)*&!~#%)(&#^!()_*!$()*!^#)&*(!#)&(!#^
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAM
fun thing to do: jump around house like ninja so as to not disturb any neehabours adjaciento.
es MUY GUAPO()@#!^&)(!#%*()!#%(*)!%#^*()_)~
NO MORE CAPTAIN)(!#^&)(!#*%^()!%
NO MORE HAM!)(#^&)(#&*()%&(@*&$^
bosley hair loss solution is RELATIVELY simple.
relative to WHAT)!&#%^(!#&^?!#^?!(&#^!#^?^?&/??O@^&*
Are you out of Captain and ham and angry about it or tapping out from too much Captain and ham.
He called your house a trash heap. HHAHAHAHHAhhahaaaa
Punctuation chiggity check: add the ?, homie.
Moving papers? Moving to… madison? Yes! YESH!!!!!
Cal, you should move here too. We can get your old bartender job back.
Don’t stop believing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s eat grandpa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
angry about being out, of course. i don’t have a gurl dik
HAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Holler if you want to play poker tonight. I have like 40 bucks. We could form a low limit team and crush like HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN and Zach GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWENNNNNN
Now, now, brown cow. The funds are up to $49.
My new favorite tournament is the $1 turbo rebuy. It gets about 2-3 K players and about a million rebuys. Super fun demolition derby poker for the first hour and then the midnight bell tolls and Star Trek starts.
willa the genious beast just pulled off a genious stunt….
rach-o just left, and she usually runs up to the window and stands up so she can see over the porch rim to watch rach walk to the car… sometimes she runs full speed up to it, like today… only today, the glass slider door was left open to let in the beautiful fresh 60 deg sunny air… so instead of being stopped by it she flys paws first out on the porch.
it’s the reverse of the classic walking into a closed glass sliding door…
genious.
i got a video of her doing ninja gaiden wall walking jump kicks on Q… serious skillz.
one time she threw a ninja star at me… i was all, “where did you get that?!”, and she VANISHED.
Exciting fighting style. Parker is standard ground and pound. Effective, but boring.
He weighs 27 pounds right now. Toy class cuts off at 25. I’m encouraging him to cut the 2 pounds and fight as a monster in the toy class, but he thinks he can move up to sporting. So stupid.
You can order PPV’s on your iphone.
trying to hustle corporations for free shit… my favorite hobby next to insulting them. when i get to do both i can’t help myself. just sent this to petsmart corporate:
comment about n2n dog crate at:
http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3674772
i recently bought this crate, and after owning others like it, i am extremely pleased with it’s design and construction. so pleased, i want to replace the other crate i own, so i checked the website to you see if you still sell it instead of driving to the store… i just wanted to point out that you have the crate in the image is assembled wrong and incompletely.
the crate features sliding and locking mechanisms to connect the top and bottom pieces securely, leaving a flush line on the inside with nothing to scrape the dog, and nothing on the outside for a dog to chew off, like other crates with folding locks flaps. in the crate in the picture the inside seam is not flush… the pieces were not connected properly, and do not demonstrate the quality design.
the door locks are also unique… most crates require an awkward pinching motion… this crate has simple pull knobs at the top that leave the door flush on the outside. an angled metal bar on the bottom of the door locks around a plastic piece on the bottom piece of the crate to keep a dog from trying to burrow under the door. in the picture you have the door on backwards…
another fail safe feature that also serves a functional purpose is the included velcro flaps with tie down ring. they further hold together the top and bottom of the crate, and provide tie down points for use while traveling. using an old flap lock crate, i had the bottom fall apart on me while moving it with a dog inside. i don’t want to allow that to happen again. the unique sliding locks and interlocking seams on the n2n crate make this almost impossible, but adding the velcro straps that go through both crate pieces, and seal tight, make me extremely confident it will never come apart. you failed to install them on the crate featured on the website.
if you would provide me with another crate free of charge, (i could pick it up at the store #61 located at: 1700 Willow Pass Rd. Concord, CA 94520), i would be happy to set it up correctly and provide a professional quality picture with a clean white background for use on the petsmart.com website.
i just know their webmaster is a jackass. they use jsp… only jackasses use jsp.
fucking java script camelcase zealot jackasses. “productId”… fucking first letter lower case, then first letter of any word after that capitalized and nothing else…. MOTHER FUCKER FOR WHAT?
productId… yeah… real usable.. and you saved that byte of data. genious. Id. what is your Drivers License Id Number? mother fucker… it’s an ID. if you like lowercase so much, as i assume you obviously do by forcing everyone to lowercase the first letter of the first and seemingly most important word of EVERY MOTHER FUCKING THING THEY DO@#^*(&()!#*^&)&(!#^ then wouldn’t “id” make more sense? want to save space, as i assume you obviously do by foregoing the use of the underscore word separation character, then wouldn’t “pid” make more sense? wouldn’t ANYTHING make more sense? processID, ProcessId, ProcessID, process_Id, Process_Id, Process_ID, pid, pID.
fucking IDIOTS*()&@#^)&(!#^*(_)
use java? GO FUCK YOURSELF.
where did you get your programming degree??!#^ 1991 UNIVERSITY? ZING!
http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3674772
what a joke. mother fucker can’t even set up mod_rewrite so http://www.petsmart.com/product/3674772 would work.
so lazy.
product_ID=GO FUCK YOURSELF
how about a nude post entitled: “countdown to total victory: the story of madddddddddddd’s spoon”
For anyone looking for Valentine’s Day ideas.
No spoon.
there are very few times i wish i had a tv. this is one. football on the radio sucks. crappy cbs seems to have adopted A2K. bs. stream that shizzle you biznatches.
wwhazz could out tv stream hack you ALL DAY. nice diploma, lady.
Shrug, I’m a sweet hacker.
You know it woulda been pretty tough to find some place that was playing the game, cla. Maybe NFL.com has a “find a sports bar” feature like wwe.com and ufc.com.
i’m not gonna crazy john it up at some random bar you %@W#%$#@%$. 1:25:03 half marathon this morning! (bitches)
Weiner
Golden Girls theme song: 9.7/10.
UFC dude coming out to Golden Girl theme: AWESOME