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Housing Bubble

My brother is supposed to get married near the end of the year and up until recently he and his fiance were looking at homes around the Racine area. I had a few words for him considering my recent foray into (and then retreat away from) the real estate arena.  This morning while reading a Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel article my blood starting boiling, and as you’re well aware my blood boiling usually results in a whazzmaster post.

One of the things I told my brother is not to get too wrapped up in the nonsense realtors and mortgage bankers spew. They want your commission, and they aren’t going to be hanging around when you can’t make your monthly payments. That doesn’t mean they’ll try to bankrupt you, but it also means that whatever magical number you’re “approved for” is what they’ll try to find for you. I’m here to say: take that “magical number” with a great big grain of salt. Most people assume that some sort of rigor goes into the generation of what you’re approved for, but in reality it’s just another company who is looking to get your money. You need to find out how much you’re willing to pay per month, and once you have that number find out if you are approved for that much. Don’t go and just see how much you are approved for and think, “well, I guess they think I can pay that much per month.”

The reason the article made my blood boil was because of a few choice quotes from assholes in the industry:

Subprime lender Jim Howe, also broker-owner of Real Estate Professionals in Racine, said most defaulting borrowers he sees are people who bought and borrowed beyond their means.

“It’s not the lenders. They’re just going by their (regulatory) guidelines and doing what they can do,” Howe said. “Now you’ve got the people who got the loans not living up to their obligations.”

No, in fact it is the lenders who looked at these people who obviously couldn’t afford at $500,000 mortgage and said, “We like the cut of your jib! Here’s $500,000!” If someone in the financial industry supposedly looks at your financial situation and says “We think you deserve this much money”, most people will think there is some justification in their determination. As someone who has gone through the ‘game’ I can honestly say that I got caught up in the lies and exaggerations, all in the name of finding “my home.” The real estate industry loves to play that up: you aren’t finding a house, you’re finding your ‘home.’ That obviously involves some serious emotional manipulation.  But all the platitudes about finding ‘your home’ don’t pay the bills.

For example, a radio commercial currently in rotation in Madison exhorts people to buy a condo because of “pride of ownership” (“you mean like I can paint the walls any color I like?” exclaims a super-excited young woman) and “tax benefits”.   The Don’t-Ever-Look-Behind-The-Curtain salesmanship technique when selling people into crushing debt is probably what bugs me the most about the entire real estate industry.

And so, I’ll leave you with a summary of my opinions.  I’m not some financial wizard who traces every up and down of the market.  But I am a regular schmoe who got caught up in the housing game and managed to extricate myself before it went south.  If you want to go buy a house right now, I don’t begrudge you that.  IF you have the means.  If you have money saved for a down payment, and you can get approved for a 30 year fixed rate mortgage at a monthly rate you’re comfortable with then you currently have maximal negotiating strength.  But, a few caveats:

  1. DON’T take whatever the bank extends to you.  At the moment lenders are tightening the reigns because of the soaring foreclosures, but if you have good credit and healthy income they’ll still fall over themselves to throw money at you.  Instead, work out what monthly payment you’re comfortable with and see if you can get approved for that much.  If approved for more, who cares.
  2. DON’T fall for the ‘it’s not a house, it’s a home’ emotional bullshit.  It’s a house. You will live there.  You’ll probably live in several before you die.  It’s a place to put your stuff.  It’s a gigantic financial commitment that you should look at rationally.
  3. DON’T extend yourself into a crazy mortgage (by which I mean anything BUT a 30 yr fixed) at this point.  Your house will not appreciate $100,000 in one year with the rates tumbling so that you can flip it for a profit.  Again, keep in mind that you are about to engage in a transaction that’s a healthy percentage of a MILLION dollars.  Do you have a plan to eventually get it paid off in some way?

I’m just an idiot that almost got burned, and I don’t want to see any friends or family tumble into a pit of debt and bankruptcy if they can afford it.  It’s a house. That’s all.  Come stay at my place for awhile, homey.

Also: I was super busy yesterday but cannot use that as an excuse.  Happy Birthday Rumthumb!  Looking forward to The Magnus Der Magnussun tonight for booze and tapas.

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Got Junk? Not Anymore

My Tivo is working again, my DSL is incredibly fast, my garage doesn’t have any more junk in it. I’m so happy right now. Let all who read this be amazed at my great “getting-things-right” efficiency. Erin, you’re not allowed to respond to that.

RAJ OUT.

17

Busy, Busy, Busy

If possible, I did less around the house this weekend than last weekend, but I’m making up for it on July 6th. I scheduled Junk Removal with 1-800 Got Junk? to get rid of the gigantor wood pieces of our old bed, a broken ironing board, a busted stand fan, and a shitload of enormous cardboard boxes that I’ve been too lazy to break down. I then scheduled a Repair Ticket with Ess Bee Fucking See to come out and see why our phone don’t work no more. So I’ll be working at home on Wednesday while junk is removed from my home and the phone is fixed. After that, I’ll be on to my next big project: trying to find a way to get rid of my truck. If Erin and I could somehow get to a place where we only use 1 car, we could save at least $1000/mo in expenses (gas, car payment, car insurance, etc.) It would be tough, but I think once gas gets to $5/gal it’s going to be a tad bit rougher if I’m still driving Monstroso the gas-eating machine. There’s no way I’ll get what I owe on the loan (we’ll call it Y), so I may have to sell it for value X, get a bank loan for Y-X and then just pay that off. It’s shitty, but I think the long run benefits outweigh the short run costs. Remember, gas will not always be free. If there’s only one thing you ever learn from this website it’s this: think long and hard about what you would do if gas were to go to $10/gal. Think seriously about it; the time may not be in the far future. Now think of the repercussions, economy-wise and society-wise.

RAJ OUT.

2

M(oneypenny)TV Music Awards

I finally finished the unpacking of the office tonight, and am now left with the thoroughly enjoyable effort of going through all my CDs and deciding which ones stay in the A Rotation (i.e., in the car), which ones are downgraded to the B Rotation (i.e., in the CD book on bookshelf), and which ones are thrown in the trash (after being ripped to my iPod).

The initial results are heartening, as I’ve found three CDs that I haven’t listened to in a great while: The Mighty Blue Kings’ Meet Me In Uptown and Come One, Come All and the soundtrack from Swingers. Those three CDs, along with Casperson’s recommended title(see below), have given me some great lounging music for the last few days.

Now, GMC had been telling me for quite a while about the Buena Vista Social Club. He had a bitch of time finding a copy of the CD to buy, and he finally had to order it through Amazon.com. Once I heard the first track I wanted to get a copy for myself, and it just so happened that the Best Buy me and Caspa went to on Wednesday had a copy. I’ve been listening to it for the last few days and it’s great. This may not be breaking news to some of you as the CD has been out for quite a while. But hey, if I’ve never heard it then it’s new to me.

I’m thinking about putting together a fuddruckus/4nyay-ish matted-and-framed collection of CD covers. The ones I’ve got for consideration so far are: The two Mightly Blue Kings CD covers (see above), Dave Matthews Band’s Under The Tabe And Dreaming and Live at Red Rocks, and Oasis’ Wonderwall (single release). I’ve also got several other Oasis CDs that I’ll use the covers from. After that, I may be a little short. I’ll have to dig a little more through my collection.

In my unearthing, I’ve found CDs that I wish I had never purchased. Chief among those found in this category is Limp Bizkit’s TWO CDs, along with Kid Rock’s self-titled album, and Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory. I can’t really stand to listen to any of those discs anymore. I kinda wish I could go back in time and slap myself.

Just found some great compilations from back in the day: The Source Presents Hip-Hop Hits Vol. 1 and MTV’s Buzz Bin. Check out these track lists:

  • The Source presents Hip-Hop Hits
    1. Mobb Deep: Hell on Earth
    2. Scarface: Mary Jane
    3. Foxy Brown (feat. Dr Hill): Big Bad Mama
    4. Nas, Foxy Brown, Az, & Nature: Firm Biz
    5. Westside Connection: Bow Down
    6. Redman: Whateva Man
    7. Outkast: Elevators
    8. Lil’ Kim & Lil’ Ceas: Crush on You
    9. Foxy Brown & Jay-Z: I’ll Be
    10. Wycef Jean feat. Refugee All-Stars: We Trying To Stay Alive
    11. LL Cool J: Phenomenon
    12. Crucial Conflict: Hay
    13. Notorious B.I.G.: Hypnotize
    14. Wu-Tang Clan: Triumph
    15. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Look Into My Eyez
    16. EPMD: Da Joint
    17. Puff Daddy: Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down
    18. Master P: Bout It, Bout It
  • MTVs Buzz Bin
    1. Stone Temple Pilots: Plush
    2. Dave Matthews Band: What Would You Say
    3. White Zombie: More Human Than Human
    4. the cranberries: Zombie
    5. Gin Blossoms: Hey Jealousy
    6. Bush: Everything Zen
    7. Blind Melon: No Rain
    8. Cracker: Low
    9. Radiohead: Creep
    10. Us3: Cantaloop (!!)
    11. Filter: Hey Man, Nice Shot
    12. Danzig: Mother

Hey, Danzig. Yo, old skool shout-outs to Big Show and Los Dogg on that tip. You know my steez. Y’all will never believe what I’m listening to right now. Yup, it’s Pras’ (of the Refugee All-Stars) solo project: Ghetto Superstar. Man, that guy was no Wyclef, but there are a couple of hot jams on here. Maybe nostalgia is clouding my mind, but I think there’s some good things to be had in this swamp.

Earlier I found my long-lost copy of Prodigy’s Fat of the Land. Those guys flamed out fast but I’m still of the opinion that that disc was the shit. Not only perfect workout music, but after a frustrating day at work you could crank it and drive home as fast as possible.

OK, just finished the Pras CD and I feel confident that I can say why it was a flop. It is actually interesting as it may have been one of the discs to usher in a new era in Hip Hop albums. A new terrible era. The problem is: too many goddamned interlude tracks. On Ghetto Superstar there are half a dozen random interlude tracks. The main problem with them is that they are boring. Secondary to that, however, is the fact that many of them are several minutes in length. What gave Pras the idea that I was laying down money in the hope that I could hear a bunch of pseudo-celebrities tell Pras how great he is? I hope I didn’t give the impression that I did, because I surely don’t.

Playing Zuma to Prodigy is awesome. Whenever Prodigy tells me to smack my bitch up I make my little frog-man start whoopin ass on colored balls. It all harkens back to the days when I’d play Quake II until the wee hours of the morning in my dorm room while listening to Prodigy. Ahh, the soul-soothing nirvana that ensues when you are being trained to kill by a european electronica band and the programmers at id software. Next up: Whitey Ford Sings The Blues. Be back in a bit…

…back and drunko. I’m drinking the rest of GMC-provided CEDAR MOUNTAIN LIGHT (reading it off tha can). I also downed the rest of the Cedar Hard Cider. I’m watching my OVW Wrestling DVD and getting my iTunes Playlist Creation on. The Future Stars DVD is HIGHLY recommended, as it showcases Brock Lesnar, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, RICO~!, Batista, and more all when they were in the WWF’s developmental leagues.

Holler back, players and playerettes.

–whazz on, whazz strong

10

Does Anyone Have A 24 Foot Ladder?

Well, the 7am-9am window for DirecTV installation has come and gone, and I’m no closer to watching television than I am to touching God’s robes. It’s one goddamned thing after another with this shit. The new problem: the box where all of the tv cables connect at our new home is in the front(north side) of the house. The dish must be mounted on the back (southern-facing) of the house. The cables do not run through the attic, so there’s no access to them. The install guy didn’t have a ladder long enough to mount the dish on the roof. There was a north-westerly wind. I had blue eyes instead of brown. Jesus christ, who do I have to fuck to watch a Packer game around here?!

So the install is being rescheduled to try and get “the guy with the 24 foot ladder” out to the house to try again. Fuck.

In other, better news I got internet access working at home now. So I guess while we’re sitting around watching Rugrats on VHS tapes I can at least check the score of the game on espn.com. Erin’s Passion Party is on Saturday so we have to get the rest of the house unpacked and shoved in a closet before a gaggle of shrieking women stampede in to place orders for 2 foot vibrators and such.

–whazz on